My memory of last season is already pretty hazy, so I can’t remember if I had a reason for not making a Marco Belinelli three-ilation. Did I not realize how thoroughly entertaining such an -ilation would be? Or was I just too lazy to make it? Maybe I didn’t like how he would suddenly switch…
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Marco Belinelli 19 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2019)
With 7.8 threes attempted per 36 minutes this year, Marco Belinelli is sitting right around 50th in the NBA in that stat. That’s inclusing a bunch of players who barely play (and Carmelo Anthony, LMAO), otherwise he’d be around 25th or so. But if this was 10 years ago, he’d be in the top ten…
Read MoreDerrick White 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2019)
Imagine blocking somebody so hard that you injure yourself. That’s what Derrick White did when he blocked Jerami Grant at the rim in the second overtime of this thrilling matchup. It was actually more like Grant injured him since it was Grant’s elbow that made contact, but it’s more fun to think about it in…
Read MoreDerrick White 19 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2019)
Whitesanity is happening right now. RIGHT NOW, people. Maybe there isn’t as much worldwide interest as there has been for past -sanities, but that doesn’t mean that Whitesanity isn’t real and isn’t really awesome. It just means that some people are bad (not good) and don’t want to allow themselves to get excited by one…
Read MoreDerrick White 19 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2019)
Derrick White needs to do something about that goatee. It makes him look like a villain on a children’s cartoon. I mean, he’d look like a cartoon character anyway no matter what he did with his facial hair, because of how huge is forehead is, but he could at least look like a non-evil one….
Read MoreBryn Forbes 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2019)
Bryn Forbes got the Spurs going after they went down 0-2 to start, hitting a three a minute into the game. I don’t think the Raptors hit another shot after that, and the Spurs romped on national TV to a decisive win. I admit, I bought into the storyline, and I was watching this game…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 17 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/31/2018)
Davis Bertans is very close to entering the prestigious “50/40/90” club. There are rate limitations to be officially inducted, but I’m pretty sure that if you have the numbers and sneak in while the bouncer is occupied trying to keep Shaq out, no one’s going to kick you out once you’re inside. Bertans is less…
Read MoreDerrick White 22 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)
OFFICIAL DERRICK PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Rose 2. Derrick Favors 3. Derrick Jones Jr. 4. Derrick White 5. Marcus Derrickson OFFICIAL WHITE PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Hassan Whiteside 2. Derrick White 3. Okaro White OFFICIAL DERRICK WHITE PEOPLE OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick White
Read MoreKyle Anderson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)
Just to temper everyone’s excitement from this career-high-tying performance: Kyle Anderson went 0-of-6 from the free-throw line during it. That’s the most free throws taken without a make this season, by any player. We could be looking at a career-high-smashing 26-burger. We could legitimately be looking at that RIGHT NOW. What a way to welcome…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2018)
Bryn Forbes is averaging 12 points per game for the San Antonio Spurs after going undrafted a few years ago. If something like this was happening while the Spurs were winning all those championships, we would never hear the end of it, about how good the Spurs were at scouting international talent (because let’s face…
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