San Antonio Spurs – Page 21

Kyle Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2017)

There’s always a subset of viewers clamoring for more of the “miscellaneous” stats that players accrue, such as assists, blocks, and steals. Since Kyle Anderson is somewhat of an all-around player who will collect small amounts of those stats, I decided to throw my viewership a bone by showing his two blocks and four assists…

Brandon Paul 18 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2017)

Brandon “Smooth and Chocolatey” Paul hasn’t really been on my proverbial radar screen so far. I knew he existed, but before tonight I had him combined with Derrick White as one super-rookie. No longer! Now he exists as a discrete entity in my neuronal sludge, nestled loosely and slightly askew between Brandon Jennings and Chris…

Danny Green 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/23/2017)

Official video title that YouTube wouldn’t let me have because of their oppressive corporate practices that are antithetical to functioning democracy: Danny Green 17 Points/4 Blocks/1 Strip That Should Never Ever Count As A Block Because The Ball Didn’t Even Get Above DeRozan’s Nuts Full Highlights (10/23/2017)”. YouTube is censoring my opinion, and I don’t…

Dejounte Murray 16 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)

No Tony Parker? No problem! Dejounte Murray is just as good at this point. No Kawhi Leonard? No problem! Kyle Anderson is just as… yeah. Either the Spurs can truly make any lineup work with Popovich at the helm, or the Timberwolves are still feeling each other out, or both, because the Spurs put on…

Manu Ginobili 15 Points/7 Assists/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (5/22/2017)

Manu Ginobili stared into the waters of the burbling marble fountain. In the rippling surface he could see a reflection of himself, but it was not a true reflection; no, it was an image of how he had looked when he had first entered the NBA, a decade and a half ago. His face was…

Kyle Anderson Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (5/22/2017)

A new NBA fan, whose only knowledge of Kyle Anderson is that he scored twenty points for the Spurs in the last game of a sweep (and that he has an infinite forehead), would be surprised to learn that this is only the sixth double-digit scoring game for Anderson in his career. Apparently, the key…

Manu Ginobili 21 Points Full Highlights (5/20/2017)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MANU GINOBILI SHOULDN’T RETIRE POWER RANKINGS 1. As evidenced by this highlight video, he can still contribute on the court 2. It’s not like his bald spot is getting any worse, right? 3. TIM DUNCAN YOU CAN STILL COME BACK AND REUNITE THE BIG THREE PLEASE 4. Coaching sounds cool in theory…

Davis Bertans 13 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)

I won’t even apologize for the short runtime of this video because there was nothing I could do about it. Nothing. Davis Bertans made four shots and two free throws. With no replays or other extraneous material, that amount of shots will never result in a video of acceptable length. If I wanted to toss…

Jonathon Simmons 22 Points Full Highlights (5/16/2017)

Jonathon Simmons was on his knees next to his hotel bed, eyes closed and hands pressed together in prayer. “Please Lord, I don’t know what the purpose of these trials are, but give me guidance in this time of doubt,” he mumbled to the empty room. All of a sudden, as in response to this…

Manu Ginobili 17 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2017)

I don’t know how Manu Ginobili will be able to watch the highlights of his performance (which he surely will because that’s what NBA players do, watch themselves on YouTube) and not think to himself “I can totally play another year of basketball at the highest level”. Watch them for yourself. These are not the…