I’m too unintelligent/lazy to figure out which players have been on their current teams for the longest stretch of time, but just by thinking about it for a while, I’ve come to the conclusion that Patty Mills has been on the Spurs longer than most players have been on their current teams. In fact, I…
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Derrick White 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
Derrick White honestly looks like a Realdoll version of Derrick White. Not that I know what a Realdoll looks like or anything. I’m just saying, his facial features don’t look fully human. He looks like what an idealized version of Derrick White would look like if you were trying to make him as cute as…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 24 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/20/2020)
Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes has been scapegoated rather vigorously by Spurs fans in the past few weeks, some even going so far as to allege that he is not an NBA-caliber player. I can understand where they’re coming from, even if I don’t agree with questioning the fact that Forbes is made out of…
Read MorePatty Mills 21 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2020)
Now that the Spurs roster is mercifully free of any of the other participants in their dynasty (Gregg Poppovich doesn’t count since he’s not on the roster, and Marco Belinelli doesn’t count because when people think “Spurs dynasty” no one thinks of him), Patty Mills is free to average a career-high in points per game….
Read MoreBryn Forbes 21 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)
Bryn Forbes was quite close to pulling off the “Tony Snell” with a 21/2/0/0/0 statline last night. All that stood in the way of him and a perfect, unbroken row of zeros was two rebounds that he could have let other teammates grab. However, I will give him a pass for this because he got…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
Yes, I know the boxscore for this game says that Lonnie Walker scored 19. At least, as of the time of this uploadment it does. That could chance at any time. Because I assume that at some point the NBA is going to be like “holy crap, we just jeopardized the entire integrity of our…
Read MorePatty Mills 21 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
I will have you know that I am NOT EVEN MAD right now. Not even a little bit. You might think that, as a Bucks fan, I would be mad, but I am actually the farthest thing away from being mad as it’s possible to be. On the contrary, I think it may be YOU…
Read MoreLonnie Walker 16 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2020)
If you thought that Lonnie Walker’s heroic/clutch/tear-inducing 28-point performance against the Rockets a month ago was going to put him in line for huge minutes, well, I wish had your general optimism and positive outlook on life. Because everyone who has been watching the Spurs during their dynasty knows that Gregg Popovich is not so…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)
Bryn “Forbearance” Forbes is not as good a three-point shooter this season as he was last season. Last season, he was a 43% shooter from deep, making him one of the best in the league. This season, he’s shooting 36%, which is fine (especially at the volume of shots he takes) but is only a…
Read MoreTrey Lyles 17 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)
One of the biggest surprises of the last few years was Trey Lyles somehow managing to turn himself into a decent scorer for the Nuggets. His peak lasted a few weeks from December of 2017 to January of 2018, after which he kind of went back to being the same old Lyles as before, but…
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