Tag: Sean Kilpatrick

Before you get too excited for Sean Kilpatrick scoring 38 points, keep in mind that it was on 34 shot attempts, which is the second most in the league this season, never mind the fact that the game went into two overtimes, and, and… SCREW IT! HYPE TIME FOR SEAN KILPATRICK IS UPON US! Who…

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The Nets were surprising me for a little bit there at the beginning of the season, not being as horrifically bad as I had anticipated. It almost seemed like their mismatched collection of castoffs was… good? Or not bad? I wanted to believe. Too bad, turns out they really just suck after all. They still…

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Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick had a string of bad games before this one, shooting poorly enough from the field where I felt like I might have to modify his nickname to more accurately reflect his true nature as a basketball player. The first change would have been to drop the “$wag” from his name since he…

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You know who comes to mind when I think about Sean Kilpatrick? Marshon Brooks. Mar$wag. Mar-dollar-wag as I pronounce it. Both players are prototypical Kobe-esque shooting guards. Both play or played for undermanned Nets teams who needed their scoring in a bad way. Both like to score points, although neither was necessarily expected to have…

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When I was watching this game, I was confused about who was scoring the points that Sean Kilpatrick was scoring until they said his name. That’s because he no longer has that bleached mohawk thing on the top of his head. Now he has a normal haircut. I repeat: he no longer has the bleached…

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I watched a lot of Summer League before this season. Especially of the Bucks’ squad. What can I say? I was desperate for basketball. I saw a lot of players that I liked on that team. Lots of intriguing pieces for the Bucks’ future. Sean Kilpatrick wasn’t one of those players. I knew he had…

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Yeah, I said I was done making highlights for the year, and now I’m making a Sean Kilpatrick video. You got a problem with that? It’s a career high. Just this one vid, and I’m done for real. Jeez.

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Sean Kilpatrick, officially, needs to score at least 20 before I’ll consider making highlights of him again. The market has become saturated with vids of him scoring 19, and I fear that any more after this will cause the bubble to burst, devaluing Kilswitch highlights forever. This cannot be allowed to happen. Good news is…

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We need a nickname for Sean Kilpatrick. He is officially good enough now. Before, it’s like, why give a nickname to a guy who will just be back in the D-League in a few games? Now, it’s like, this guy is a beast, and I don’t even care that he’s already 26. It turns out…

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Is this the first time ever that a team has fielded a lineup composed entirely of scrubs in a game not occurring at the very end of the season? Because there’s still like a quarter of the season left, and the Nets just trotted out the most baffling collection of players I’ve ever bore witness…

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