Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

Credit where credit is due to the Clippers in this one: it seemed like everything was going wrong for them literally the entire game, but they managed to keep things reasonable for most of it. Like, I’d look at the score thinking they were going to be down 25 but they were only down 10….

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 20 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2019)

The Clippers may have gotten thoroughly demoralized at home by the Rockets, with James Harden taking a bit of a back seat so Chris Paul could deliver sweet vengeance upon his old franchise, but it’s not all doom and gloom for them. How could I say such a thing, you wonder? Take a minute and…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/30/2019)

Add “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Midrange-ilation” to the quickly expanding list of -ilations that are going to be slamming your subscription (you did subscribe, didn’t you?????) box during the playoffs/offseason. According to my highlight videos of him, he never misses from that part of the court. Seriously, go back and watch all the vids of him I’ve…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 21 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

I’m going to take advantage of my small amount of internet notoriety, and my ability to publish written work that does get read by at least ten people, to call out the people who are in charge of the Clippers’ broadcast: recalibrate the colors on your damn cameras! The Bucks’ court looked way too green…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 14 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2019)

Shai “Gilge Pump” “Gilgamesh” Gilgeous-Alexander had not had a ten-assist game before tonight. He also hadn’t ever had ten rebounds in a game, so this is OFFICIALLY the first OFFICIAL double-double of his career. Double-doubles don’t really excite me that much, but I do feel something stirring in this loveless heart of mine. It might…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2019)

Shai “The Gilge Pump” Gilgeous-Alexander continues to play a solid role for a solid Clippers team. How does the phrase “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: playoff starter” sound to you? It should sound pretty darn good. I’m reading that phrase and it’s making me happy. Legitimately. I think. Iy could also just be me feeling the affects of…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2019)

Why are you watching this video? Why are you reading these words? There’s a Super Bowl to watch, and if you’re not really interested in football, there’s at least snacks to be consumed. You can’t tell, but I’m typing this description with fingers absolutely ENCASED in buffalo sauce with little bits of blue cheese dipping…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

After a string of low-scoring games before this one, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has officially dropped below 10 PPG on the season. Ten points per game is an arbitrary measure, sure, but it’s sort of a quick and handy reference to distinguish between “guys who will definitely be good in the league” and “guys who could be…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 24 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2019)

I’m not hearing enough Shawn Livingston comparisons for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. They’re probably being made, but I’m not hearing them, and I shouldn’t have to go spelunking in the most depraved depths of Clippers fandom to do so. These comparisons should be being shouted from the loftiest mountaintops through a megaphone pointed at my apartment. Here’s…

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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 24 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2018)

The art of the midrange lives on in young Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. No one told him that the cool kids only shoot threes now. He does what he wants, and what he wants is to worm his way in to about 14 feet from the basket and take a jumper. His name is long, but his…

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