Steven Adams: Thunder’s best player? Let’s run down the list. Russell Westbrook doesn’t know what to do with two other stars on his team and he’s not even averaging a triple-double. What a bum. Total trash. Steven Adams isn’t averaging a triple-double either but that’s because he plays within his role. Also if Steven Adams…
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Steven Adams 17 points Full Highlights (10/22/2017)
In each of the first four years that Steven Adams was in the league, he became more and more intimidating, both physically and visually. His rookie year, he had short hair and a leaner build that was relatively untattooed, but by year four he was rocking the long hair and there were some huge tats…
Read MoreSteven Adams 18 Points/3 Blocks/3 Missed Free Throws Full Highlights (4/23/2017)
For a while now I’ve been pondering a possible new feature of my channel: showing missed free throws in addition to the made ones. I might not do it for every player, but it’s definitely been tempting when it comes to big men with well-known woes at the free-throw line. What better way to get…
Read MoreSteven Adams 19 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2017)
Steven Adams basically commits elder abuse this entire video by posting up Dirk Nowitzki and shooting hook shots over him. I don’t know what New Zealand-Germany relations were like before this incident, but I’m sure that they’ve deteriorated significantly since last night. In fact, I’m pretty sure Merkel just closed the German embassy in New…
Read MoreSteven Adams 20 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2017)
Surgeon General’s Warning: this video only has one dunk in it, and it’s a really soft one where Adams doesn’t even grab the rim. He just puts the ball over the ring and drops it through. If we don’t count that one (and it really shouldn’t count since his hand never touched the rim), Steven…
Read MoreSteven Adams 20 Points/5 Dunks/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/25/2017)
Steven Adams sat in the locker room and stared at his shoes, which were sitting in his duffel bag. He knew there was some special way to put them on, something to do with the strings that were on them, but he couldn’t remember what. His brain felt cloudy and every time he felt close…
Read MoreSteven Adams 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2017)
There’s probably some sort of way to figure out how many triple-doubles Russell Westbrook would have if you replaced Steven Adams with Omer Asik. Some fancy method that involves shooting percentages and on-off court stats and all sorts of crazy stuff. Plus the fact that Asik would drop literally every pass thrown to him by…
Read MoreSteven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (1/4/2017)
OFFICIAL KIWI NBA PLAYERS ALL-TIME POWER RANKINGS 1. Steven Adams. I don’t want to throw around terms like “top ten center” or “DeAndre Jordan 2.0 with better hair” but since I just typed them I guess I’m throwing them around now. Let’s just put it this way: New Zealand’s flag is going to have a…
Read MoreSteven Adams 20 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/2/2017)
I try to remain as neutral as possible while watching NBA games. Nothing good comes of letting one’s emotions be dictated by a bunch of roided-up monsters putting a little ball in a slightly bigger hoop. But I couldn’t help myself tonight. As the Thunder made their first 1000 shots from the field, with Steven…
Read MoreSteven Adams 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (12/27/2016)
OFFICIAL STEVEN ADAMS DUNKS IN THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS: 1. 0:49 – He just rode Hassan Whiteside like a horse all the way to the rim and then made the stanky face. A decade from now when future people are making their holographic Steven Adams career mixes for HoloTube, this dunk will be shown in…
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