Brandan Wright reclined lazily on his golden throne, a throne which rose above everything else in the hall. It glowed with an inner light, lending Brandan a halo that made him look almost angelic. A jewel-studded crown was perched on his head, and in his hand, he wielded a scepter on top of which was…
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Patrick Beverley 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2014)
“Hey Patrick, it was really nice of you to invite me over,” said Francisco Garcia, standing at the front door to Patrick’s apartment. “It’s nothing. I just, figure, you know, we’re teammates, we should hang out sometimes. For chemistry, or whatever,” Patrick responded. “Watch out for Woofers, he really likes licking strangers.” As they entered…
Read MoreBen McLemore 22 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/22/2014)
Ben McLemore was taking a pleasant stroll through an especially blighted section of Sacramento. It was late at night, and he knew this particular neighborhood wasn’t exactly safe, but he liked the atmosphere. The golden-yellow street lights, the abandoned buildings, the run-down infrastructure, it was a soothing remembrance of his past. It was also totally…
Read MoreJaVale McGee 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/21/2014)
“JaVale, could you please put some clothes on?” asked a visibly annoyed Wilson Chandler. “Ain’t nobody want to see that stuff.” JaVale McGee made no move to clothe himself. “Some of us are comfortable with our bodies, Wilson. We all see each other naked in the shower, and as a man of maturity, it neither…
Read MoreMarc Gasol Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2014)
Marc Gasol fiddled around on his computer, but he found himself unable to stay on any one webpage for more than a minute. His mind was far and away in another place. In the kitchen, he could hear that unmistakable whirring, the siren call of the microwave, and he knew that he would not be…
Read MoreK.J. McDaniels 17 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2014)
Sam Hinkie smiled as KJ McDaniels walked into his office. “Hey, KJ, good to see you. I am almost done with my work. Please, take a seat.” The rookie looked around warily and the office of his GM. It was furnished as one might expect; a lavish desk with a throne-like chair to sit on,…
Read MoreJabari Parker 23 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)
Jabari Parker, clad only in his underwear and shivering, placed the first bratwurst in his mouth, gagging at its unappetizing texture. Zaza Pachulia looked on amusedly as the stopwatch ran in his hand. “If you have trouble with first brat, imagine how number 10 feel! Remember, no puke or you lose and receive mocking!” Jabari…
Read MoreTimofey Mozgov 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights
“Hey Mozz, you got any plans for after the game?” asked Gary Harris, approaching a sweaty Timofey Mozgov in the locker room. “Some of the other guys said you’re a pretty wild dude.” Timofey’s stony look of tiredness broke into a large smile. “This is true, yes. I like to party in the Russian way….
Read MoreSebastian Telfair 18 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2014)
Sebastian Telfair was staring, again, at the framed magazine cover he carried with him everywhere. “The Takeover” He thought back to all his friends and admirers back at Lincoln High School. He had the world’s gaze, then. Crossover after deft crossover, pass after dazzling pass, skills honed on the hard streets of New York. “Sebastian…
Read MoreBradley Beal 21 Points/1 Return Full Highlights (11/19/2014)
Computer Consciousness #138A1-581-BB, known to himself as “Bradley Beal”, relaxed in his server cluster. It had been a long day calculating star trajectories for each of the approximately sixty-eight quadrillion such bodies in the observed universe. The task was tedious, but the end result was vital to the goals of the Exouniversal Exploration Consortium, as…
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