The crew were gathered in the main deck, eagerly awaiting the transmission to the holo-projector. Holoperator Urgorx 77-Q fiddled with the equipment. Kronbub 32-C, the pilot of the craft, vibrated his caudal membranes in a show of impatience. “I don’t get why the humans don’t adhere to their posted start times. The contest was supposed…
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Marreese Speights 22 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
Brow shining with sweat, Marreese slaved away in his kitchen with uncanny focus. As steams and aromas wafted around him from multiple pots, he darted to and fro; tasting this, sampling that, adding ingredients with precision. Tossing in dashes of spice and small amounts of chopped vegetable, he controlled his domain with the steady hand…
Read MoreBradley Beal 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/31/2014)
“It was so nice of you to invite me out for lunch, Marcin. You must have known how tiring it was to be stuck on the holodeck for seventy hours a day,” Bradley said, picking out a concentrated steak paste from the spaceship’s vending machine and inserting the proper number of plasmocredits. “Not a problem,…
Read MoreJarvis Varnado 9 Points/6 Blocks/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/29/2014)
“Jarvis, I think you and I both know why I called you into my office today.” Jarvis looked at 76ers GM Sam Hinkie with a quizzical expression. Had he done something wrong? “I’m not following you,” he said. “Maybe this will jog your memory,” Sam said, hitting a button on his remote to turn on…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 20 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2014)
“I don’t know about this, Tyreke,” Anthony said worriedly, staring with distrust at the blender of protein shake sitting on the table in front of him. “I’m just fine the way I am.” “No you ain’t, dog,” Tyreke responded. “You once posted up a chair and lost. You the skinniest dude in the league fo’…
Read MoreUdonis Haslem 17 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2014)
“What will you be having?” “Gimme your 32 ounce porterhouse. I’m a hungry dude. Big game tonight. Sides of asparagus and mashed potatoes. And some mineral water.” “How would you like the steak cooked? Well done?” “No way man, actually…” The waiter cut him off. “Get it? WELL DONE! Because you’re frickin’ done! No way…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova Career High 21 Points/6 Assists/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/26/2014)
“Haha I win again! Man Delly, you suck at NBA Jam!” “Shut up Dion you know I only have one good controller. As the good host that I am I graciously let you use it. The buttons on the one I’m using are all sludgy and horrible.” “Always with the excuses. Damn, all this ass-kicking…
Read MoreXavier Henry 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/25/2014)
The mood in the locker room was jubilant. Coming off a huge win over the Knicks, all the members of the Lakers squad were celebrating. Somebody had gotten some champagne from somewhere, and it was being sprayed everywhere as if they had just won a championship. “And then when Xavier got his own missed free…
Read MoreKyle O’Quinn 14 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
Blearily opening his eyes, a six-year-old Kyle O’Quinn squinted at the bright sunlight shining in his face, wishing he could go back to sleep. Then, he remembered the significance of this morning, and all traces of fatigue vanished from his body. He hopped out of bed and, not bothering to change out of his bright-green…
Read MoreRichard Jefferson 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/22/2014)
Sometimes I wish I had been making highlight videos back in the early 2000’s. There were a lot of scrubs that I’ve never heard of putting up some good performances, but not only that, today’s washed-up vets were having some monster scoring games of their own. I mean, Richard Jefferson on the Nets dropping 39…
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