Nikola Jokic sat silently during the Nuggets’ player introductions, getting ready to jump up when his name was called. The introduction ceremonies were a little bit trite, but he never failed to get pumped up when his name was said over the PA system, even when they weren’t playing at home.. So when heard the…
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Jusuf Nurkic Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2017)
Jusuf Nurkic knew exactly which back entrance he would use to gain entry to the Moda Center. It wasn’t strictly necessary to be so secretive, but the less attention he drew to himself, the more likely his plan was to execute flawlessly. He made his way to the door near the loading dock with the…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Since joining the Kings, Buddy Hield has had significantly more turnovers than assists. That’s not a good look for a shooting guard, but he gets a pass because he’s a rookie, and he gets a double pass because he got seven assists in this game, and he gets a triple pass because who’s he supposed…
Read MoreDevin Booker Career High 70 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2017)
Devin Booker lagged behind the rest of his teammates getting off the team bus, which had just parked in the back of Boston’s TD Garden. He always liked to take a little while to get himself focused; walking through the hallways of whatever arena they were playing at and getting followed around by people holding…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
Today I had the police called on me. So I woke up this morning in the mood to make some more highlight videos, but as has been happening for the past few weeks, when I walked into my living room my attention was immediately diverted to, you guessed it, the twelve-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy…
Read MoreRudy Gobert Career High 35 Points/8 Dunks Full Highlights (3/22/2017)
For hours, Rudy Gobert had been waiting patiently for his guest to wake up. He didn’t feel like waiting anymore. Retrieving a nearby bucket of ice water he had set aside specifically for this purpose, he dumped the entire contents onto the head of the unconscious man strapped to the chair. The shirtless man immediately…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (3/19/2017)
So yesterday I was getting my mail from my apartment complex’s communal mailboxes and wouldn’t you know it, but that hot Latina with the bubble butt who lives upstairs from me was getting her mail at the same time. DTB usually has game when it comes to females but this time I didn’t because all…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell Career High 40 Points/6 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2017)
The Laker’s locker room was empty save for two stragglers, one of them just taking his time, and the other mulling over a disappointing loss to the defending champion Cavaliers. Nick Young, having finally gotten around to putting his street clothes on, sat next down to D’Angelo Russell’s locker. “Nice game, man. Forty points! Kobe…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 17 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
So, I might be BringsTheKings now (BTK for short), but that doesn’t make me any happier about having this huge Buddy Hield statue taking up all the floor space in my living room. I had to push my couch, TV, and coffee table over to the wall just to make space for all twelve feet…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points/19 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2017)
Ricky Rubio had just turned off his bedside lamp and was getting cozy underneath his multiple layers of blankets when a sudden flash of white passed through his half-closed eyelids. He opened his eyes wider, but couldn’t see anything amiss in the deep darkness of his bedroom. Dismissing the visual anomaly as a result of…
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