“Dear Diary, Life is so unfair! When that stupid butt-face Chris hurt his hand while playing with his blocks or doing some other baby thing, daddy made sure that he gave me a lot of minutes. He didn’t believe me when I told him over and over how I should be the starting point guard…
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Zach LaVine All 36 Dunks Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
Zach LaVine stared at the ceiling of his room in the hospital, his boredom so acute that he almost wished that he could have another surgery just so the anesthesia would knock him out for a few hours. There was simply nothing to do here. The TV above his bed only served to remind him…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 17 Pts/21 Rebs/12 Asts Full Highlights (2/13/2017)
Nikola Jokic pulled up to the Pepsi Center several hours before the game and immediately realized that something was amiss: The arena was on fire. Feeling a sinking sensation in his stomach, Nikola got out of his car. There were just a few small pockets of flame on the roof of the building, but even…
Read MoreDario Saric 19 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2017)
“I do not trust this American food,” Dario Saric sniffed, sitting at a table in a cramped, crowded restaurant with two of his teammates. “This place is dirty and loud. It is not a place where one could ever expect to enjoy a decent meal.” “C’mon man, cheesesteaks are, like, the only thing you can…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Career High 40 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2017)
Nikola Jokic walked back to the visitor’s locker room with his teammates. All his teammates except one: in the waning minutes of the fourth quarter, Jusuf Nurkic had claimed he felt ill and had run down the tunnel. Nikola privately questioned whether illness was really the cause of Jusuf’s early departure, but kept his thoughts…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2017)
Shabazz Muhammad was lazily watching TV in his apartment when he heard his phone buzz. Looking down to see who was texting him, he smiled when he saw the familiar name. “Hello friend Shabazz!” read the text. “I hoping you can watch my game in Russia tonight. It will be ten in morning for you…
Read MoreJon Leuer 24 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2017)
Jon Leuer and Darrun Hilliard stood in awe of the booty that surrounded them. The Parent-Teacher Association meeting they had just entered was about to start and neither of them knew where to begin. “What do we do now?” Darrun asked under his breath, leaning closer to his teammate so they wouldn’t be overheard. “There’s…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 20 Pts/13 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (2/3/2017)
“Are you sure this hip replacement will work? It feels funny.” Nikola Jokic asked, still somewhat dazed from the anesthesia. “That’s just the medication talking, dear.” replied the nurse, who was busy entering data into a computer next to Jokic’s bed. “The horse who we got the hip from lived a long healthy life, winning…
Read MoreClint Capela 22 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2017)
Dwight Howard looked up from his seated position on the bench during pregame shootarounds. “Somehow, I knew you’d be making a visit,” he said. Clint Capela smirked. “Everybody here in Houston hates your guts. Just thought I would let you know.” “Yeah, I think you already told me,” Dwight said, clearly tired of Clint’s harassment….
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (January 2017 Dunkilation)
“You guys totally though I wouldn’t go through with it, but I did it,” Nick announced proudly, setting his tray down with more emphasis than needed and taking his seat at the lunch table with his friends. “No way you asked Jennifer out,” said Dan, shaking his head in disbelief as he glanced over to…
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