I silently sneak past the guard station at the entrance to the NBA’s video archive. Inside the small structure the guard himself is a sleep, his helmet pulled over his eyes and his assault rifle dangling by its strap on the back of his chair. By doing deep packet sniffing on their unencrypted wireless communications,…
Read MoreTag: Story
Nikola Jokic 17 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)
“Hey Nik, I need some advice. Bad.” Nikola Jokic looked down at his shorter teammate, Gary Harris. “Of course, Gary. I will happy to give advices to you.” “You and Jusuf are always hanging around with chicks all the time, but I just can’t figure out how you guys do it. It’s like I try…
Read MoreJoe Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
“I finally did it,” I whisper into the serene silence of the room of my house where all my highlight mastery takes place. “All these years, toiling, slaving, it has all culminated in this one moment.” I close my eyes and savor the feeling of success, the feeling of ultimate triumph. My cat, Japurri Purrker,…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
“Man, what the hell is that ugly-ass thing you’re holding?” Malcolm Delaney asked his fellow point guard, Dennis Schröder, pointing at the unknown brown garment which Dennis was about to put on. Malcolm’s incredulity stung a little bit, but Dennis knew the secret of the Magic Lederhosen, and his resolve did not sway. “It is…
Read MoreJeremy Lamb 21 Points Full Highlights (11/28/2016)
“Jeremy and the Little Lambs?” Roy Hibbert exclaimed with a snort. Jeremy Lamb turned around. “Yeah. You got a problem with that?” he said as he returned to putting up bright yellow fliers all over the Hornets communal bulletin board. “I got a problem if you cover up all my pizza party notices with pictures…
Read MoreClint Capela Career High 21 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (11/27/2016)
Clint Capela smiled as he talked into the phone. “Hey Dwight. I’m calling again even though you told me not to.” “Dude, give it up,” Dwight said in exasperation. “You’re rid of me. I’m not on the Rockets anymore to take your minutes or whatever weird conspiracy you’ve come up with.” “Oh, I’m past all…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 10 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)
Taurean Prince approached the front door of his teammate Kent Bazeemore’s house. He had been invited to the party by Kent himself, but Kent had been secretive as to the exact nature of the gathering. Taurean wondered if it was supposed to be a surprise for somebody and if a rookie like him couldn’t be…
Read MoreBradley Beal Career High 42 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this, Marcin” Bradley Beal said sullenly as the bright lights of arcade games flashed all around him. Marcin Gortat, who had been busy gazing around at all the excitement, turned to his teammate with wide eyes. “What you mean ‘talk into this’? You wanted come here…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 22 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)
Joel Embiid noticed his teammate Jahlil Okafor looking intently at something on his phone. He walked over and leaned over his fellow big-man’s shoulder. “Whatchu staring so hard at? You find those Melania Trump nudes? I was all over those two weeks ago.” Jahlil looked startled and moved to put his phone away. “Nothing. Not…
Read MoreJames Johnson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
“James, you have to be like LeBron,” Erik Spoelstra urged his player. “We need you to be like that for us or we’re going to suck forever.” James Johnson looked up at his coach, tears beginning to form in his eyes. “I can’t, coach. I’m not good enough.” “I believe in you,” Erik said firmly,…
Read More