The subject of Trae Young’s hair has always captured the imaginations of the public. However, rumors and hearsay often obscure the truth. The astonishing facts of Young’s hairstyle have only ever been known in tantalizing fragments…until today. After spending months interviewing those closest to the rising star for the Atlanta Hawks, the hard-hitting NBA journalist…
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Matt Thomas All 35 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)
Matt Thomas looked at his phone with scorn. He had, out of habit, opened his mobile banking app, and now the screen was showing him a checking account balance that was healthy but hadn’t increased at all over the past month. He knew that he should be grateful for the financial security that being an…
Read MoreNikola Jokic All 15 Dunks Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Dunkilation)
Nikola Jokic checked his phone for perhaps the twentieth time that day, and was again disappointed that there were no new voicemails for him. Despite the expensive device not having left his side for even one second during the past two weeks, he was paranoid that he had somehow missed an incoming call, a call…
Read MoreDTB’s Top 100 Hook Shots of the 2019-20 NBA Season (2019-20 Season Hookilation)
I sigh contentedly and lean back into the soft embrace of my desk chair, a chair whose sensual caress could never be matched by a woman. The editing process is complete for my video depicting the hundred best midrange jumpers of the 2019-20 NBA season, and it now eagerly consumes CPU cycles as it renders…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)
An extremely tall, extremely naked man lay on the smooth marble floor of the Hall. He did not stir, for at that very moment, his consciousness was being transferred from his still-awake mortal body to this new clone, which was lying dormant until it was awakened by the first spark of intelligence sending electrical pulses…
Read MoreTerry Rozier Career High 40 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
Terry Rozier opened his eyes, then squinted them shut again. There was sunlight shining in his face, which always annoyed him when he was trying to capture those last few elusive minutes of sleep. However, he soon opened his eyes again, because there was no reason why there would be sun in his eyes. Every…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Bogdan Bogdanovic, as he had made a recent habit of doing, stormed past the general manager’s secretary and directly into the office of Vlade Divac without so much as a knock or other warning of his presence. Vlade looked mildly at his player, who seemed incensed. “What’s on your mind, Bogdan?” he asked in Serbian….
Read MoreChristian Wood Career High 30 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Christian Wood opened his eyes and, unexpectedly, saw another pair of eyes staring directly into his own. “Ah!” The other man was not perturbed by Christian’s surprise. He continued to hold his head directly over Christian’s. “I’m glad you’re awake. I was thinking you would never come around.” With those words, Christian immediately thought that…
Read MoreAron Baynes Career High 37 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
When Aron Baynes first opened his eyes, the bright light assaulting them made it hard to do anything more than squint. But what he saw through those squinted eyelids made him think that he had been transported to an Australian beach; there was cloudy sky above him, a sandy-colored material below him, and what looked…
Read MoreCam Reddish Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
While perusing NBA box-scores at my desk, my diligent study is interrupted by an urgent knock at my door. I get up with an urgency that matches that of the one who is knocking, for I know exactly who is waiting on my doorstep: A GrubHub delivery driver bearing my latest culinary indulgence of assorted…
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