“I don’t want to go!” Patty yelled from the backseat of the van he was riding in. “I’m telling you Tim, I’ve got this under control. Really.” Tim Duncan looked in the rear view mirror to see his teammate struggling against his straitjacket. Patty’s eye’s were wild with a mix of fear and insanity. “You…
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Dennis Schröder 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2015)
The Hawks locker room wasn’t usually a place where people stared, but still, Dennis Schröder hesitated when he took his new garment out of his bag. He didn’t want anybody to notice what he had brought with him. Slipping the Magic Lederhosen on over his Under Armour, he tried to adjust the suspenders to the…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 14 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2015)
Chained to the gray stone of the dungeon walls, Andrew Nicholson contemplated his fate. The evil King Vaughn had taken him to this dismal place as punishment for crimes undisclosed. There had been no trial or even an explanation. From the piercing screams that periodically echoed throughout the chamber, he figured that he was in…
Read MoreIsaiah Thomas 27 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2015)
Isaiah Thomas nervously stood at the door to the gym. This was his first practice with his new team, many of them hadn’t even seen him yet. They, unlike others, had no preconceived notions about him. He adjusted the straps on his footwear, took a deep breath, opened the door. Isaiah waved hello as he…
Read MoreDion Waiters 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2015)
“Hey, great game Dion,” congratulated Pablo, the janitor who cleaned up the locker room after games. “I keep telling my son, if he wants to learn how to do a stepback, all he has to do is watch you.” He was leaning on his mop now, reliving his memories of his son’s basketball exploits. Dion…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2015)
Dennis Schröder walked around in the darkness. “Where am I?” he asked of the void. His voice echoed weirdly off of unseen barriers, but he did not receive an answer, so he continued to walk. All of a sudden, a jovial voice issued out from behind him. “Guten tag, Dennis! Guten tag!” Dennis whipped around…
Read MoreRicky Rubio Triple Double 18 Pts/11 Asts/12 Rebs Full Highlights (3/2/2015)
“Hey Ricky, great game tonight, made me really feel like I was playin’ with Marbury again, ‘cept of course he ain’t never pass me the ball, and I ain’t know if he ever got a triple-double.” Kevin Garnett walked up to his point guard, hands behind his back. Ricky Rubio turned to face the veteran…
Read MoreLuis Scola 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2015)
“A two-pronged attack at Queen Charlotte Bay and the Byron Sound…that should be enough to retake the west island,” Luis Scola mumbled, standing above a table-sized map of the Falkland Islands. He pushed little figurines to an fro. “West Point would be ours in a day, the perfect base for the rest of our operation…”…
Read MoreAlexey Shved 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)
Alexey excitedly punched the familiar number into his phone and waited with a big smile as it rang. After much ringing, it was answered. “Hi Shabazz! This is Alexey!” he greeted to his best friend Shabazz Muhammad. “Oh hey man what’s up, you actually kinda got me at a bad time, I really can’t talk…
Read MoreWill Barton 22 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2015)
“You’re not gonna believe this place, Will, the women are primed and ready to go at any time of day,” Wilson Chandler was saying as a small group of Nuggets players walked through downtown Denver. Glancing back to make sure his proclamation of the upcoming club’s promiscuous women was heard, he stopped walking. “Will, you…
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