You can’t stop me. I cannot be stopped. I am unstoppable. The highlights of Andrew Nicholson scoring a career-high 24 points are rendering as we speak, and soon, will be uploaded for the whole world to see. I don’t care that the world has told me again and again that they don’t care about Nicholson…
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Andrew Nicholson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)
If you ever want some extra proof that Hassan Whiteside isn’t the greatest defender, just watch this vid. Holy DAMN. Andrew Nicholson (to repeat: ANDREW NICHOLSON) absolutely abused him repeatedly. REPEATEDLY. MORE THAN ONCE. How many times can you do a pump fake and have it still work? Apparently, as many times as you want,…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 14 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2015)
Scott Skiles is one weird coach. I’m not complaining or anything, but it seems odd that he would just suddenly give Andrew Nicholson minutes after he (Andrew) was buried on the bench for so long. Vucevic really pissing Skiles off with his “never play defense” strategy is the only explanation I can come up with….
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2015)
Andrew Nicholson: the next Donatas Motiejunas? Let’s run down the checklist. Post moves? Check. Counter moves? Check. Three pointers? Check. Lithuanian? Better: AMERICAN! Plays next to an inferior center of the opposite skin color? Check. Has “Captain Hook” nickname: He does now! Check. Benched for no reason for way too long? Check. Burned down an…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2015)
I’ve been hyped for Andrew Nicholson for a long time. Pretty much since he’s been in the league. He has the most underrated post moves in the league, for sure. So smooth. Buttery would be an appropriate adjective for both them and my famous mac and cheese. He’s a major reason why I think the…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 14 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2015)
Chained to the gray stone of the dungeon walls, Andrew Nicholson contemplated his fate. The evil King Vaughn had taken him to this dismal place as punishment for crimes undisclosed. There had been no trial or even an explanation. From the piercing screams that periodically echoed throughout the chamber, he figured that he was in…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (12/9/2013)
Last time I made an Andrew Nicholson video, I wrote some dope rhymes in the description. At that moment, thanks to the quality of my flow, I was in talks with many large rap labels to get signed. Well, it happened. And I don’t mean to gloat, but I have a lot of money right…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2013)
Andrew “Nickles” Nicholson’s play has been so inspiring as of late that I felt compelled to write a rap about it. I’ve already got three major labels on the phone at the same time so if you aren’t a bigshot label rep don’t even leave a comment. You’ll just be embarrassing yourself. Men are at…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson 18 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2013)
The burning sand had blistered the shambling man’s feet into mangled caricatures. The pervasive winds had tattered his clothes to mere shreds. Yet he continued his journey. The vast, barren plains of the desert had nearly wiped every sane thought from his mind. The unrelenting sun had tormented his eyes for months, making hazy the…
Read MoreAndrew Nicholson Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2012)
Don’t fret Magic fans! You may have lost Dwight Howard, but your team is still better defensively than the Lakers! And you have future all-star forward Andrew Nicholson! He’s, uh, pretty good, you know. He can score points while having comically low assist numbers! So once Al Harrington comes back and Turkoglu regains his forum,…
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