https://youtu.be/E9SkOxM2StI Talen Horton-Tucker has been a nice holdover for the Lakers while they deal with absence of LeBron “NoDefense SuckBalls” James AKA Jabroni Lames. Sure, the Lakers haven’t looked great in this LeBron-less stretch, but at least they have this twenty-year old combo guard making things exciting for them while they pray to God to…
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Talen Horton-Tucker Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2021)
https://youtu.be/dc4j_XoiTYA I keep hearing people talk about Talen Horton-Tucker’s play during the preseason as some kind of transcendent display of scoring prowess. At least one person (possibly more) has made comments on my videos to that effect, and now the ESPN announcers are bringing it up as well. That’s getting me a bit intrigued: just…
Read MoreTalen Horton-Tucker 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/yoepUUIE92I Honestly, I should just make a vow to myself to never upload highlight videos of Lakers players ever again. The OFFICIAL DTB POLICIES AND PROCEDURES MANUAL has a few blank pages at the end for me to write in new policies as I come up with them, so it’s totally within my capabilities to…
Read MoreTalen Horton-Tucker 18 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2021)
https://youtu.be/Jl17YI2xAas I can’t even remember the amount of Laker player videos I’ve made this season. It might be zero. Scrolling down their roster, all their good players are disqualified from my channel for one reason or another, leaving only underwhelming role-players like Markieff Morris, Alex Caruso, and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. The role-players on the Lakers are…
Read MoreTalen Horton-Tucker 14 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Talen “THT Patrol” Horton-Tucker: is he another one of those end-of-season, end-of-bench Lakers players who has an okay stretch of games right before the playoffs and then doesn’t even get another NBA contract? Or is he one of those end-of-season, end-of-bench Lakers players who actually ends up having a role with the team the next…
Read MoreTalen Horton-Tucker 10 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
Behold: buckets one through four of Talen Horton-Tucker’s presumably illustrious career. You are seeing it all, right now. A full-on bucketilation. Will it stay that way? There is a good chance that it will. We could be looking at 100 percent of his season bucket output contained in one single game. Which means that you…
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