The following is a list of players/coaches that Tobias Harris completely dominated/embarrassed last night: -Lafartus Fartridge -Manu GinOLDbili -Gregg Poopobitch -Kawhine Leonard (he knew that Tobes would own him so he didn’t even show up to the game) -Kyloser Anderslow -Fatty Mills -Pau Gasold With this win, the Clippers probably keep their playoff chances alive,…
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Tobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2018)
Tobias Harris continues to prove to the world that he can be inserted into absolutely any situation and succeed. It doesn’t matter how good his point guard is, or how good his center is, or what other players the team has at the small forward or power forward positions. You can start him or have…
Read MoreTobias Harris 29 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2018)
People aren’t ragging hard enough on James Harden these days for his bad defense. Just because he’s not as blatant about not trying doesn’t mean he should get a pass. Watch this video. Actually I just counted it up and Tobias Harris only toasted him three times, a bunch of the others were Ariza and…
Read MoreTobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2018)
I might have given up on my dream of seeing Tobias Harris average twenty points per game this season, but I can get partial fulfillment of that dream if he can at least average twenty PPG for the part of the season that he’s spent with the Clippers. After this game he’s sitting at 19.6,…
Read MoreTobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)
Tobias Harris trade history: Milwaukee trades him to Orlando for a half-year rental of J.J. Redick, in an attempt to bolster their playoff chances. They get swept by the LeBron James-lead Heat as the 8th seed. Tobias immediately thrives with his new team. Orlando trades him to Detroit for Ersan Ilyasova and Brandon Jennings. Both…
Read MoreTobias Harris 30 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
The only All-Star weekend festivity I watched this year was the three-point shootout. I don’t think I’ve even seen a dunk from the dunk contest or a skill from the skills challenge or a bucket from one of the various real games, and that’s fine. All that stuff is lame, but the three-point shootout, now…
Read MoreTobias Harris 24 Points Clippers Debut Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
Tobias Harris keeps getting traded midseason. This is the third time, right before the trade deadline, that his old team didn’t want him that much anymore and his new team did. What’s going on? I might be the biggest Tobey Bear homer in the world, but even when looking at things objectively I can’t see…
Read MoreTobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2018)
Yes. This is what DownToBuck wants. Tobias Harris being assertive and making sure everybody knows that he is the main option on the Pistons. Not Reggie Jackson. Not Andre Drummond. Definitely not Avery Bradley. It’s Tobes. Tobes is the main option. When he steps on the court, it should be “Tobes Time” and there should…
Read MoreTobias Harris 27 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2018)
The Pistons are fighting through some injuries right now, but the long and short of it is that Tobias Harris is the unquestioned number one option right now. That might change when Jon Leuer returns, but for now, he’s got to take the shots, and he’s got to make the shots. Even if Ish Smith…
Read MoreTobias Harris 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2017)
For once, I am not going to blame a Pistons shortcoming on Stan Van Gundy. It wasn’t his fault that Tobias Harris didn’t score 40 after notching 21 in the first quarter. I could probably contrive some way that it was, but that would be dishonest. The real, honest reason why Tobes failed to fully…
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