Now that Bucks fans have Giannis to fawn over, they’re almost all the way through the grieving process for losing Tobias Harris. The scars are fading; and while time heals not all wounds, it does pass quickly enough for the average short-minded sports fan. It helps that Tobes has been injured for almost the whole…
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Tobias Harris 21 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2013)
YouTube wants me to tag this video with “Iron Maiden”, presumably because one of their founding members is bassist Steve Harris. If I had known about YouTube’s suggestion sooner I would have set this video to their rollicking hit “Aces High”. Just kidding. I would never submit my viewership to music they may not want…
Read MoreTobias Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (4/13/2013)
I have run out of things to say about Tobias “Tubes” Harris. I sit here typing this description, watching the minutes remaining on the upload dwindle to zero, and still the muse remains silent. Now it’s processing, and in just a few seconds the upload will be complete. Hurry, hurry! Damn.
Read MoreTobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)
What’s life like for a NBA player who’s below the legal drinking age? All their teammates are like “Hey we’re going down to Jolly’s to slam some brews you wanna come oh wait sorry haha”. And when you head to Miami on a road trip you get to sit in your hotel room and order…
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2013)
Does this dude score a career high every game? It’s starting to seem like it. I fully expect him to have dropped 40 by the time the end of the season rolls around. And not only did he score a career high, his team also won the game! Things are looking up.
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2013)
Is Tobias Harris a good player? You can take a look at his stats or, better yet, watch him in game and probably will come to the conclusion that he is, indeed, a good player. But the team he is on is really bad. So how good can he really be? Isn’t he just a…
Read MoreTobias Harris 17 Points/15 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/12/2013)
How is T-12 doing as the replacement of D-12 in Orlando? Pretty good, maybe even better. He even did his best Dwight impersonation, putting up a center-esque stat line of 17 points, 15 rebounds, and 3 blocks. One of the blocks was so sickening that I hesitated to even include in these highlights. How can…
Read MoreTobias Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)
Tobias Harris had a sick behind-the-back pass to Vucevic for a slam. Who cares about 15 points, 2 blocks, and 2 other assists? I should’ve left those parts out, because once you see the pass you will agree that the rest of his game, as well as his entire career, past and present, has been…
Read MoreTobias Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)
Tobes! Tobes come back! Don’t you like Milwaukee? 🙁
Read MoreTobias Harris Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2013)
I’ve completely run out of things to say about Tobias Harris. He keeps having good games, and you people keep watching his highlights, so here we are again. Better than ever. 23 points. Hoo-wah. I guess I could mention the amount of anguish that Bucks fans are currently going through. They’re really mad. It’s comical….
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