“It was nice playing with you, man,” Tomas Satoransky said to Otto Porter, clasping hands and hugging his teammate who had just gotten traded. “Same,” Otto said. “I’m not gonna miss the locker room drama, though,” he continued with a laugh. “The constant fighting between Brad and John was getting to me.” Right at that…
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Tomas Satoransky 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/27/2019)
Tomas Satoransky sat with his head in his hands as he listened to yet another screaming match between John Wall and Bradley Beal. Tomas had thought that the bullet wound in John’s leg, which had been put there courtesy of one Gilbert Arenas, would have calmed his demeanor somewhat, but this was apparently not the…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/24/2019)
“Trevor, you gotta help me out here.” Trevor Ariza looked mildly at his harried-looking teammate, Tomas Satoransky. “Help you with what?” “Getting this locker room under control like coach wants,” Tomas answered. “You’re a vet, don’t you have some kind of, I don’t know, some kind of veteran leadership skills that would stop everybody from…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky Triple Double 18 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/11/2019)
Tomas Satoransky grimaced a little bit as he could hear the sounds of an argument beginning between his teammates. It was like this whether they won or lost. John and Bradley always found something something to disagree about, and, while some of the other teammates ignored the arguments, others couldn’t resist coming to the defense…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2018)
Tomas Satoransky was digging through his duffel bag, looking for the second sock of his pair, when he noticed Wizards coach Scott Brooks walking towards him. Scott had a very deliberate look on his face as he walked towards Tomas, so Tomas quickly switched from his “locker-room vulgarity” personality to his “taking things seriously for…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (12/22/2018)
My theory that the Wizards are a better team with Tomas Satoransky as the lead guard instead of John Wall is being stretched to the breaking point. There was some truth to it last year, definitely. I firmly stand by my assertion that Satoransky made the team run better than Wall. Call me a Europhile…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 14 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/5/2018)
Wizards record with John Wall starting: 10-14 Wizards record with Tomas Satoransky starting: 3-0 Granted, two of those wins were with both starting, with Wall at PG and Satoransky at… small forward? But it still illustrates a trend that I noticed last year: the ‘Zards just look better with him running the show. More like…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2018)
John Wall is going to come back at some point and ruin everything for everybody. Everybody on planet earth, but especially the Wizards and their fanbase. We’re seeing it happen right now with Paul Millsap and the Nuggets, and we’re going to see it again. Here’s the deal: the Wizards have chemistry now. They didn’t…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
Wizards fans can claim all they want that their team is better with John Wall at the helm, but I know the truth and I’m going to share it with you right now: they aren’t. Boom. Truth bomb deployed. I don’t need to justify this fact, because everyone watching this vid is a diehard Tomas…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 9 Points/11 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
The Wizards have now won 7 out of the 9 games Tomas Satoransky has started since John Wall got injured. You cannot tell me that that is a coincidence. Or, you can, but I will laugh in your face because here’s the frickin’ dealio: Satoransky is better at playing winning basketball than Wall. Wall gets…
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