Tag: Tony Parker

If there’s any game development companies out there reading the video descriptions on my NBA highlight videos, I’ve got a brand-new video game idea to pitch to you: Tony Parker’s Pro Parkour. It’s like Tony Hawks’ Pro Skater but instead of Tony Hawk and skateboarding, it’s Tony Parker and parkour. I don’t know if Tony…

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Tony Parker dimed up Willy Hernangomez for his first five assists in this game. I was thinking to myself, are all six of his assists going to be to the same player? That’s not the kind of occurrence where my BHL (blood hype level) would spike and cause me to fall into a coma, but…

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There were probably reasons why Tony Parker decided not to stick around in San Antonio, but I don’t remember them off the top of my head. They must’ve been pretty good though, because by departing his only franchise and playing for a new team, he lost the 30 percent career-quality buff one-team players get at…

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I don’t care what Morey thinks the most efficient or best basketball is. I will always love the midrange jumper. And I know I’m not alone. People are pretending to really enjoy this new three-point era. For sure, players like Steph Curry, Klay Thompson, and Brook Lopez are great to watch when they’re hot from…

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Basketball-wise, I don’t care that Tony Parker is on the Hornets now. There’s no sentimentality or anything for me seeing him in a new uni. What is a problem, though, is that he totally messed up the aesthetic-ness of his basketball-reference page. Looking at his career, there’s like 15 rows in a row that start…

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Unlike a lot of people, I’m not finding it especially jarring to see Tony Parker in something other than a Spurs jersey. To be honest, I was never that big on the Spurs, or Tony Parker, because they/he were too good and I really prefer the middling teams over the championship contenders. My nascent NBA…

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