Tony Snell, like another Bucks great of the past who will go unnamed, truly “have it all”ed tonight. He scored in every possible way, but the real highlight of his night: he dunked it three-and-a-half times. That’s two-and-a-half more dunks than he’s ever dunked before, I’m pretty sure. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing…
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Tony Snell 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)
Tony Snell is among the best three-point shooters in the calendar year 2017, shooting nearly 50% on his long-rage attempts while attempting nearly four per game. When I arbitrarily require that players shoot at least two threes per game, the only players better are somewhat unexpected: Jordan Crawford, Quincy Acy, and Jeremy Lin. Then Luke…
Read MoreTony Snell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2017)
A lot of mean people were making fun of Tony Snell when he put up that 0-0-0-0-0 statline in 28 minutes a couple games ago. Mean people including known meanie Kenyon Martin, who shouldn’t be talking because that dude sucked fat dong when the Bucks tried to wring some usefulness out of him. T0-0-0-0-0ny Snell…
Read MoreTony Snell 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (12/26/2016)
Tony Snell hasn’t had a great year so far for the Bucks. His most valuable skill, his three-point shooting, has regressed badly; he’s shooting barely above 30 percent on mostly open looks. He’s still a good defender, which is nice, but on offense, as Bulls fans know, he is mostly invisible. Still, he helps the…
Read MoreTony Snell 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2015)
Tony Snell is why I have to stopped getting hyped about Summer League performances. I KNOW that they mean nothing, that any player with a smidgen of NBA talent can look really good, but I can’t help myself. I want to believe, I want players to be good, I want them to be good RIGHT…
Read MoreTony Snell 16 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2015)
“Why do scrubs always go off on us?” Wail the fans of every team ever in history. “This guy sucked the whole year and now he says ‘oh I think I will dominate this team even though I am not even good at my particular sport’, well screw him!” You can bet that Bucks fans…
Read MoreTony Snell 21 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2015)
Tony “Snells Like Teen Spirit” Snell: should he have stuck with the braids yeah or nah? He’s already distinctive in appearance, but those things just put him over the top. He had the killer trifecta of: 1. Being blacker than an oil spill at midnight during an eclipse 2. Having a face that looks like…
Read MoreTony Snell Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2015)
I’ve noticed this for a while now, but this seems like a good time to mention it, now that he is finally playing up to his potential. Tony Snell is BLACK. Really black. He makes Derrick Rose look straight up white, and Klay Thompson like a KKK loyalist dipped in a bathtub of bleach. I…
Read MoreTony Snell 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2015)
Tony Snell was a beast in Summer-League. A near-unstoppable three-point machine, a machine lacking his signature hair but maintaining his incredible blackness. The promise shown over the summer has not carried over to the regular season, where teams play defense and games sometimes mean something. I know it’s become cliche to do this, but I…
Read MoreTony Snell 18 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2013)
“Reservations for three, Mr. Snell your table is ready”. That is in actual sentence that was actually uttered on live TV by Stacey King. Can you believe that? I’ve heard a lot of stupid crap said by basketball colormen, but this takes the stupid cake. It’s like something an overenthusiastic high school kid would come…
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