Again, my phone rings. This time, I know exactly who it is, as this customer has been assigned a special ringtone: Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe”. I put the finishing touches on a new video description, then give in to the phone’s pleas to be answered. “Hello, Mr. Evans. I was wondering when I…
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Tyreke Evans 24 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2015)
My phone rings, playing the generic “Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster” ringtone that it defaults to when it doesn’t find the caller in my contact list. Busy with some clip editing, I let it ring for ten seconds before answering. “DownToBuck speaking. Make it quick.” “It’s Tyreke. You gonna make a video…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2015)
I relaxed in my basketball-shaped in-ground hot tub, enjoying the sublime duality of frigid winter air on my chest and steaming water on my lower half. Just as I was getting ready to indulge in some fine puffy Cheetos, my phone rang. A little bit irked, I pick it up and snapped, “DownToBuck here.” “Yo…
Read MoreTyreke Evans 20 Points/1 Game Winner Full Highlights (12/30/2013)
Would you believe me if I told you that there is a player in the league, RIGHT NOW, who averaged 20/5/5 in his rookie season? And that this player hasn’t even made a single all-star game? I don’t blame you if you don’t believe me. That is some seriously screwed up stuff right there. But…
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