The Jazz have scraped their way back to .500, having won 9 in a row on the back of a gas-sniffing bogan named Joe “Jingle Balls” Ingles. The 8th seed is well within their grasp now: the two teams right above them, the Clippers and the Pelicans, are suffering from a certain lack of supremely…
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Donovan Mitchell 25 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
If Donovan Mitchell wants to for sure be Rookie of the Year, he has to average 20 points per game. The voters simply cannot deny ROY honors to a man scoring that many points. They just cannot. No matter how many assists/rebounds some other rookie is averaging. The Jazz commentators are obsessed with how many…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
The Jazz have now won 8 straight games. I don’t really know why they are so good all of a sudden, or why they were so bad before, but I’m looking at the stats and it seems like Joe “Sloppy Joe” Ingles has been having some good games during that stretch, so I’m just going…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 29 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2018)
Ricky Rubio is finally returning to last year’s form. Just in time for the trade deadline! The Jazz wish to move forward with Donovan Mitchell as the primary ballhandler/shooter/deity. At least, if I was the Jazz, that’s what I would want. Which is understandable, because Mitchell is a beast and on a cheap rookie deal….
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 13 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
If there’s one lesson that I’ve recently learned, it’s that I shouldn’t avoid making a highlight video for a player just because they had a significantly better performance the game before. In this case, Royce O’Neale scored eighteen points a game ago, by far his best game as a pro, and those eighteen points make…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
This is a good game from Joe Ingles, sure, but there simply is not enough jingling in this video. For a guy who possesses, among others, the nickname “Jinglin’ Joe”, this is unacceptable. I was expecting him to jingle all the way up the court, hit a three pointer, than jingle all the way back…
Read MoreRodney Hood 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Rodney Hood is involved in trade rumors right now, which is definitely a good thing. Jazz fans are about done with him, as far as I can tell, even though he’s not even that much worse than the deified Donovan Mitchell. I can think of some fanbases who would, at least initially and assuming their…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 20 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2018)
Has Quin Snyder changed his system recently? I’m feeling like I’m not watching the same Jazz team this last month or so that I was when they were losing all those games. It could be that players are simply playing better and that explains the difference. Or, it could be that coke-head Snyder had a…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 18 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
Royce “Shaquillee” O’Neale is already 24? So what was he doing between not getting drafted and randomly appearing on the Jazz opening night roster? Sitting around on a couch in his mom’s basement and jacking it to Japanese cartoons? Because that’s what I was doing between the ages of 21 and 24. I looked it…
Read MoreRicky Rubio Career High 34 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2018)
Shades of Donovan Mitchell? I would say so, minus the dunking. Otherwise, what Ricky Rubio did tonight against the Spurs was basically the same as what Mitchell has been doing lately. With more assists. I forgot about that part. I’ll be honest, because honesty is the name of DTB’s game and I try to be…
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