People really need to start using my “Sloppy Joe” nickname for Joe Ingles. I know he has a bunch of other nicknames, and some of them are pretty good. But mine is the best. It’s just so good. Look at that thumbnail. “Sloppy Joe” perfectly describes that thumbnail, and it’s not like he ever looks…
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Rodney Hood 26 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2017)
It totally evaded my detection, but Rodney Hood is averaging 17 points per game this season. That’s only, like, one point fewer than Donovan Mitchell, plus he’s more efficient, and he’s doing it off the bench, so why the heck are people hyped for Mitchell when they could be hyped for Hood instead? Your answer…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Donovan Mitchell is currently being assisted on 22 percent of his two-point shots. Is that really low or am I just high on marijuana? It seems really low, but it also makes sense when you watch his highlights. His teammates don’t set things up for him. He sets things up for himself. The amount of…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
Why does Ricky Rubio suck now? I might catch some flak for using that term, but it’s true. The Jazz are withstanding it well, but there’s no denying it. The eye-test says he sucks, the boxscore says he sucks, and the advanced stats say he sucks. Especially compared to what we know he’s capable of….
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2017)
Looks like we’re gonna see a lot of Jonas Jerebko tomorrow against the Cavaliers. I assume that neither Gobert nor Favors are going to recover in time, and Jerebko is one of the few remaining players on the roster who can me described with the adjective “big”. I doubt he can play center effectively, but…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 32 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)
Last season was great, but it would have been a lot better if we could have somehow transported Donovan Mitchell into that rookie class. I didn’t fully realize it at the time, but last year’s rookie class was lame as heck aside from Embiid who didn’t play that much. If Mitchell had been there, I…
Read MoreAlec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2017)
Alec Burks is playing so well as of late that I might have to change my channel name, at least temporarily, to “DownToBurk”. If there wasn’t some rookie shooting guard who was stealing all his minutes, Burks would be the starter right now and he would probably be averaging 18 per game. Sadly for Burks…
Read MoreThabo Sefolosha 14 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
Apparently Thabo Sefolosha scored fifteen points on two separate occasions this season and I totally didn’t realize? My bad. But not really my bad because nobody cares about Thabo Sefolosha and the only person who was missing those highlight videos was Thabo himself. Or his mom. There might be some Thunder fans out there who…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2017)
When Donovan Mitchell was held scoreless (save two free throws) in the first quarter of this game, I’m thinking it was pretty likely that TNT headquarters were descending into chaos. Do you think their executives were running into each others offices yelling “This highly-touted matchup between stud shooting guards has been a total flop! TV’s…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 16 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2017)
I feel for my Australian brothers. NBA games that happen at normal times here in the states are at weird times over there, plus everything costs more because they’re on an island (they tell you it’s a continent but they’re wrong), plus the government censors the internet so I’m not even sure if they get…
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