At 1:46 in this video, Rudy Gobert makes a sour face while wearing a snazzy outfit on the bench. This is during the stretch were Derrick Favors is taking over the game. What do you think Rudy was thinking right at that exact moment? -“We’d better trade Favors to another team so he can continue…
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Joe Ingles 15 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2017)
When I tuned in to the Bucks-Jazz game at first I thought I had entered some kind of time warp, because it looked like we were playing the Pacers. I was getting ready to call all the newspapers and tell them that I was a time traveler and that they should interview me, but then…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 23 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
The pattern in the past few games makes my hunch into something more than a hunch. It makes it into a certainty. The certainty is this: Rudy Gobert was STUNTING Derrick Favors on the Jazz. Not only was Gobert STUNTING Favors, but Gobert was RUINING Favors’ CAREER. There can only be one course of action….
Read MoreJonas Jerebko 15 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
It always sucks when a player peaks their rookie year. Jonas “Ikea Assembly Instructions” Jerebko was looking good for the Pistons all the way back in 2010, playing for a team that still had Prince, Hamilton, Wallace, and Villanueva. Then he exploded his Achilles, and that was it for him. He’s still definitely playable, but…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 25 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
Here’s the deal: I’ve still got a ton of “Flavors of Favors” cookbooks if anyone still wants one. They’re basically collector’s items at this point since I self-published them like a couple of years ago now. Own a piece of DTB history! But if you aren’t really interested, I don’t know why that would be…
Read MoreRodney Hood 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/18/2017)
On a scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being “utterly respectful of the entire city of Orlando and its inhabitants” and 10 being “basically pissing on the Magic players’ graves while burning an American flag and tarnishing the legacy of Walt Disney by making aspersions against his character”, how disrespectful were the Jazz being…
Read MoreRaul Neto Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2017)
Not only is this a career-high performance for Raul Neto, this is REALLY a career-high performance for Raul Neto. He smashed his old high-water mark of 15, smashed it like a big Brazilian booty, scoring 22 in the absence of Ricky Rubio. I’m looking at Neto right now, and I’m thinking “do the Jizz even…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 19 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2017)
Is Donovan Mitchell the reason Ricky Rubio is so underwhelming lately? Like, Rubio saw him constantly taking and making all these tough shots and he thought “why even try I’ve been in the league for years and I can’t even come close to doing this stuff”. It wouldn’t surprise me if that was the case….
Read MoreRodney Hood 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2017)
*27 Points Full Highlights. The NBA would have you believe, in their official literature, that Rodney Hood scored 30 tonight. And like a good sheep-person, I’ll tow their line and put that amount in the video title. But here in the description, where they have no jurisdiction, I can reveal the truth, and the truth…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 24 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)
More buckets for Donovan Mitchell. This man is a bucket machine. Does he ever get good looks? It doesn’t seem like it. Every bucket is a work of supreme determination on his part. That’s why his percentages suck, and that’s also why percentages aren’t everything. Some of us watch the games. But most of us…
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