Utah Jazz – Page 48

Enes Kanter 14 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Enes Kanter. The 3rd overall pick. It says something that performances like this one are on the upper end of the spectrum for him. I’m not gonna say he’s a bust. He’s just had his development horribly stunted by the Jazz’s horrible coaching staff. Any other team would have played enough to get the kinks…

Alec Burks 19 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2013)

The Jazz backcourt was really bad last night. Foye and Watson combined for 0 points on 10 shots. Gordon Hayward was 3 of 16. But Alec Burks was actually good! He really should be starting. Or at least getting more minutes. No one wants to see ancient veterans struggle while prime young talent sits on…

Jeremy Evans Career High 14 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (3/1/2013)

Jeremy Evans is the quintessential “victory cigar”. Or “loss cigar” in some cases. Either way, he almost never sees the court, and when he does, it’s only for seconds at a time, and only when the game is out of reach for one team or the other. But with Al Jefferson and Paul Millsap both…

DeMarre Carroll Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2013)

I watch every team in the league while doing these highlights. That means I get to hear every commentating crew. They all have unique stylistic differences. But what sets the Jazz commentating crew apart is the fact that they have Matt Harpring, who is probably the worst colorman in the league. I hate him. He…

Alec Burks Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2013)

Is Alec Burks any good? That’s a good question. I guess we’ll never find out because Jazz head coach Tyrone Corbin seems content to let him wither away on the bench while playing a bunch of useless journeymen ahead of him. At least that was the case until tonight, when Corbin decided to give the…

Derrick Favors 19 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2012)

The Utah Jazz are currently in possession of two third-overall picks in Enes Kanter and Derrick Favors. You would think one of those two would be good enough to start. But nope, they both are busts. Actually, “bust” is a hurtful word. From now on I’ll just say that they “don’t live up to expectations”….

Randy Foye 25 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2013)

Randy Foye is an okay player. Not really a standout in anything other than three-point shooting. Except for the fact that he has an extremely punchable face. Not quite the most punchable, but if he puts a little work in he can move up on the list. That list being: 1. Danilo Gallinari 2. Matt…

Paul Millsap 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2012)

Paul Millsap is a great player, but he doesn’t garner much league-wide attention thanks to his below-the-rim, savvy game. Only true connoisseurs of traditional big-man play can appreciate the poetic nuances which pervade every move he makes on the court. His feline grace and poise w-DAMN, DID HE JUST DUNK THAT THING? YES HE DID!…

Gordon Hayward 27 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (1/7/2013)

I can just imagine Gordon Hayward coming back home after the big comeback win over the Mavericks, preparing some Hot Pockets, sitting down on his ratty old couch, and chowing down while watching infomercials on his 1970’s era TV that gets only 3 channels, 4 if there’s a full moon. At least I could until…

Gordon Hayward 17 Points Full Highlights (12/23/12)

I have received from sources inside the Hayward family an authentic copy of Gordon Hayward’s Christmas list. Some classy ties – Nordstrom brand preferably – no crazy pattern crap Spalding NeverFlat basketball New Alienware Gaming rig with Starcraft II preinstalled Razer Naga Epic Elite MMO Gaming Mouse Summoning – “Sounds of Middle-Earth” picture LP boxset…