You know how hard it is to make highlights while watching a game at the same time? It’s frickin’ hard! If this “Gordon Hayward” highlight vid just ends up being a bunch of random clips from the Jazz-Heat game, you now know the reason; I was completely distracted the entire time. Can you blame me…
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Gordon Hayward 29 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
Finally, a game for Gordon Hayward where he scored a good amount of points without the aid of a ton of unwatchable free throws. Seriously, it’s like every time this dude scores 30-ish he has a line of 6-14 shooting with 1000-a gajillion from the charity stripe. If you were wondering why I hardly ever…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2016)
#BringBackTheBowlCut That is the new hashtag I have created for use on the social medias. Facebook, Tweeter, MySpace, Yelp, Foursquare, YouTube, you can use it pretty much anywhere you want. Use it any time you want to express your dissatisfaction with Gordon Hayward’s current hairdo, or when you want to express your admiration for the…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
Thanks to a 27-point performance last night, Gordon “Gone Haywire” Hayward has added his name to the list of players this season averaging twenty points per game. That’s an important list to be on for two reasons: 1.) twenty is a nice round number that even really dumb people can comprehend and 2.) only good…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 36 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2016)
One short of his career-high in points, which is 37, and one short of his career-high in assists, which is 10. Plus, his team lost. Can Gordon Hayward do anything right? Don’t come at me with the whole “but he scored 36 and dished 9 dimes, accounting for a grand total of 54 of his…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 34 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2016)
DAMN IT. We could be looking at a 40-burger for Gordon Hayward, RIGHT NOW, if he didn’t choke at the line and hit only 4 of his 10 attempts. 40 points for the G-Spot, you know how sweet that would be? It would be really sweet, I shouldn’t even have to tell you how sweet…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 24 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/9/2015)
After my original source in the Hayward family sadly passed away, I was not able to obtain and publish a copy of Gordon Hayward’s Christmas list last year. Luckily, I have made contact with another insider, who was more than happy to cooperate in exchange for total anonymity. Thanks Uncle Chuck! Here’s the list: -Summoning…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 33 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2015)
If you’ve been wondering where all the Utah Jazz highlights are, thinking “Why does DownToBuck hate the Jazz he is such a hater god why doesn’t everyone love the Jazz Quin Snyder is a genius look at these defensive stats with Gobert on the court look look LOOK DAMMIT!”, first of all you need to…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 31 Points/7 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/16/2015)
With Gordon Hayward sporting a slick new haircut, is he officially the most handsome dude in the NBA? Before you call into doubt my sexual preferences, handsomeness is an attribute that can be evaluated objectively. It is based entirely on cheekbone structure, hairstyle, skin clearness, and several other factors. My physical attraction to him would…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 27 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2015)
Everyone knew that Gordon Hayward was going to get a max-contract offer from some team during the offseason, whether from the Jazz or from some other team. It was simply an inevitability. The Hornets ended up making the offer, putting the Jazz in a weird spot, as they had the ability to match. They are…
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