Rui Hachimura gets a lot of buckets for a rookie who was supposed to be kinda raw offensively. That’s the best thing about him. Buckets. Lots of rookies, their main talent might lie outside the realm of scoring. The might not even have a main talent. But Hachimura, he knows how to put the ball…
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Davis Bertans 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/5/2019)
I accidentally got all the footage for this video with the 76ers commentators instead of the ‘Zards commentators. In a departure from my usual all-encompassing laziness, I actually went back and got the correct commentators, even though one of them is Drew Gooden and he sucks (even if one of the reasons I made this…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2019)
Alternate title for the video if the title represented the content of the thumbnail and not the content of the video: “Davis Bertans Finds Himself Adrift Upon an Endless Sea of Hardwood Full Highlights (12/3/2019)”. One of these days I’m going to find some gallery space, rent it out, put up an exhibit of all…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 20 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2019)
Davis “The Greatest Shooter Drew Gooden Has Ever Seen” Bertans is, according to Drew Gooden, the best shooter that Drew Gooden has ever seen. Ever. Gooden, no exaggeration, pretty much said exactly that in this video, I’m not making it up or anything (I would never make fake news like that). This might be Gooden’s…
Read MoreRui Hachimura 16 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2019)
The final score of this game 103-125, was “only” a 22-point loss for the ‘Zards, but halfway through the third quarter, they were down by almost forty. So this game was even less close than the final tally would have you believe. I bring this up because the fourth quarter was complete garbage time (I’m…
Read MoreIsh Smith 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
The ‘Zards need to figure out a way to have Ish Smith get more assists more consistently. 7 assists isn’t even a lot (especially for a solely offensive team like the ‘Zards), but it’s a season high for Smith. His season low is 3, which means he’s really good at getting some but not too…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2019)
Right now I’m trying to decide if Thomas Bryant is a top five center in the league. Or at least top ten. In order to make this determination, I’m just going through all the teams in my head, figuring out who their best center is, and then comparing them to Bryant. I could attempt to…
Read MoreMoritz Wagner 14 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2019)
Moritz Wagner, as you should definitely know, had a 30-point game almost two weeks ago. That was a great game, 13-of-15 from the field, 15 rebounds, he was abusing Karl-Anthony Towns all night long. Definitely the defining game of his career thus far. In every other game this season, he has scored between 7 and…
Read MoreJordan McRae 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2019)
One of the greatest moments in NBA history, in my opinion, was when Jordan McRae dropped 36 for the Cavaliers in the final game of the 2015-16 season. There’s been a lot of cool stuff that has happened in the NBA, as you would expect from a league that’s been around for so many years,…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 21 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/22/2019)
If you watch this video (which you totally should), you’ll see that most of Thomas Bryant’s 21 points come from dunks. That’s cool. I love dunks a lot. I even put the amount of dunks in the title of the video. But there’s only two jumpshots in the whole video even though Bryant is totally…
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