For the past few seasons, it’s been easy to forget that Wes Johnson is in the league at all. For being a complete draft bust whose only use has been to be a warm body on the court that can’t score and doesn’t look to score (his points per 36 being under ten reflects that),…
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Jabari Parker 20 Points/6 Dunks/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
As anybody who subscribes to my channel would know, I am obsessed with the idea of “revenge games”, where a player goes off on a team that he used to play for. If we’re being honest, I often will imagine there to be REVENGE where there is no REVENGE to be found. In my eagerness…
Read MoreChasson Randle 20 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Chasson “Press X To Chasson” Randle was out of the league last season. Now, if I was an NBA player and I found myself out of the league quicker than I anticipated, I would probably just chill out on my coach and wait for calls from NBA teams wanting to sign me. I would also…
Read MoreBobby Portis 30 Points Wizards Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
Bobby Portis walked towards the locker room after the Wizards’ win over the Cavs. He had been delayed by almost half an hour by joyous fans begging him to sign their stuff, and, wanting to make a good impression on his new fanbase, Bobby had obliged. Now he was arriving to the presumably celebratory locker…
Read MoreJeff Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)
Let’s be upfront here: I only made this video because there is no way, NO WAY, that Jeff Green doesn’t get traded before the trade deadline which is now mere hours away. And I want to cash in on the views when it happens. The Wizards have shown no remorse with their trades in the…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2019)
“It was nice playing with you, man,” Tomas Satoransky said to Otto Porter, clasping hands and hugging his teammate who had just gotten traded. “Same,” Otto said. “I’m not gonna miss the locker room drama, though,” he continued with a laugh. “The constant fighting between Brad and John was getting to me.” Right at that…
Read MoreThomas Bryant 26 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)
The Lakers really messed up this offseason when it came to their center position. First, they let Brook Lopez (who is really great, I must say) sign with a new team for not even that much money, and then they did the same with Thomas Bryant. I would rather have one or both of those…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
I will say this about Trevor Ariza: he can still whamjam on people when given the chance. He had an appearance in last months dunkilation (albeit sans replay because the Wizards broadcast people wouldn’t know a good dunk if it slapped them in the nads while screaming “John Wall is a bust!”), and he had…
Read MoreJeff Green 26 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
Jeff Green might be playing better than he has at any point in the last five years, but that doesn’t obligate Wizards fans (or any fans, really) to care about him. I know this because nobody watched my Jeff Green videos even when he has a legitimately good game. The thing is, if he’s effectively…
Read MoreJordan McRae 20 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)
I’m looking at the Wizards roster right now, and I’m thinking that it’s lacking a little bit in “scorers”. There’s Bradley Beal, of course, but then who else on that team is just going to come in the game and start getting buckets? They’ve been leaning on Jeff Green (gasp) and Trevor Ariza (gag) to…
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