This wasn’t actually a great game from Jason “Help I’m balding” Smith, who shot 6-of-15 from the field and doubtlessly prevented John Wall from getting even more assists than he already had. However, he did get the much-sought-after “scrub by five” by getting at least two of each main statistical category. The Big Bald Spot…
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Ian Mahinmi 16 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)
Pretty much the only way Ian Mahinmi will ever EVER be worth his contract is if he averages this many points per game until he’s 34 years old, which is when his contract finally ends. However, he will need to average more than the three rebounds he grabbed in this game, unless he’s having the…
Read MoreOtto Porter 22 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)
When Bojan Bogdanovic got traded to the Wizards he immediately began to sap away the three-point shooting powers that rightfully belonged to Otto Porter. It couldn’t be more obvious to anybody who’s paying attention to the Wizards right now. Stealing away Porter’s powers through devious, possibly occult sorcery is a very mean thing for Bogdanovic…
Read MoreJason Smith 17 Points/1 Fight Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
So what if Jason “Help I’m Balding” Smith leaned into that screen a little bit? Players do that all the time, and it’s not his fault that Tyler Ulis is 5’9″, that’s all on Ulis. It’s not like he tackled him like he tackled Blake Griffin that one time; Ulis would be dead if Smith…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 15 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
The Wizards paid Ian “Iannis Mahintokounmpo” Mahinmi a lot of money during the offseason. 60 million over 4 years, on the basis of a couple middling season with the Pacers. Maybe you could upgrade his last one with them to be “solid”. I certainly did a lot of vids of him that year, vids that…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 29 Points/16 Free Throws Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
Normally I would complain about having to show so many free-throws. My opinion of those things is well known, and I won’t repeat it. However, tonight, things are different. The sheer amount of free-throws (without a miss, don’t forget) that Bojan Bogdanovic made have converted them from useless video-filler to the main attraction. The video…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/5/2017)
This video contains way more Brandon Jennings than I was expecting. Infinity percent more, because I wasn’t expecting any. Here’s how it goes usually for three-point shooters on the Wizards: stand outside the arc, and wait for John Wall to pass it to you so you can shoot it. That’s what I was expecting in…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: Bojan Bogdanovic is one of, if not the only, players to not be eligible to enter the Hall Of The Thirty-Point Scorers (official greeter: Carlos Delfino), but is allowed entry into the more prestigious Penthouse Of The Forty-Point Scorers. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the Day not guaranteed to be…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 16 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
It’s only a matter of time before John Wall works his magic on Bojan Bogdanovic like he has done with every half-talented three-point-shooting small forward that he has played with. As Bogdanovic gets more and more comfortable with his new role, which is “stand in the corner and wait for Wall to find you, also…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2017)
Normally 15 points wouldn’t be highlight-worthy for Bojan Bogdanovic, but I’m making an exception here. This is his first good game with the Wizards, coming on the heels of a pretty bad one in his debut. So there is some historicity going on here. When we’re talking about a Croatian HOF legend for the Washington…
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