https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=jLYHmSq6SDE I’m trying to figure out right now if Markieff Morris contributes significantly to wins given his style of play. He’s definitely a scorer more than anything else, but he’s not that great of a scorer – he just shoots a high volume to make it look like he is, Kobe-retirement-tour-style. He’s shooting well from…
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Sheldon McClellan 15 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
Unlike mystery-man Rodney McGruder, I actually know who Sheldon McClellan is. For real. Remember, I’m being transparent and open now, with no falsehoods or deceptions. Sheldon McClellan is a very known quantity to me. My brain contains many facts about Sheldon McClellan. His first name is Sheldon. His last name is McClellan. He plays NBA…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
No John Wall, no Bradley Beal, no problem! Well, actually, the Wizards lost, so I guess it was a problem, but maybe not as big of a problem as you would expect! Small victories! Tomas Satoransky (depicted) and Sheldon McClellan (pending) are just as good basically. 15 for McClellan is pretty much what Beal scores…
Read MoreOtto Porter Career High 34 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2016)
In a description near the end of last year I wrote these words on the subject of Otto Porter: “Otto Porter has all the tools to score thirty points in a game and thus grant me a prime opportunity to make a compelling highlight video. However, he has yet to do so in the NBA….
Read MoreOtto Porter 23 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2016)
For some reason, nobody is hyped about Otto Porter. At all. He’s a former third-overall pick! Or a current third-overall pick? Semantics aside, he was drafted high in the lottery and therefore people should care about whether he succeeds or not. But every time I make a video highlighting his intrepid on-court exploits, nobody gives…
Read MoreRamon Sessions 21 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
OFFICIAL WAYS IN WHICH THIS VIDEO IS LAME POWER RANKINGS: 1. Ramon Sessions 2. Layups 3. Not enough jumpers 3a. No jumpers period 4. Too many assists 5. Commentators are bored 6. Nets don’t play defense 7. Sessions once had 24 assists in one game 8. No dunks 9. The Wizards 10. The Nets [POWER…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 14 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2016)
Time for the Wizards to blow it up. They can keep John Wall, Kelly Oubre, and Jarell Eddie. And that’s it. Everyone else, trade those bums for picks or whatever else you can get. Fire Wittman, tell Grunfeld to clear out his office and then burn his office to the ground with him still clearing…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 29 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2016)
The Wizards have been eliminated from playoff contention. What happened? The answer is simple, really. Sometimes teams just get worse for no reason. That’s all there is to it. Stuff that worked last year doesn’t work this year, and no one can tell why. Players change their games slightly, chemistry is subtly altered, and what…
Read MoreRamon Sessions 18 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2016)
I guess this is payback for me not making a Ramon Sessions video when he scored 21 back in early March. Now he’s gone and had a game that I can’t ignore, AND it’s a lot more arduous because it involves thirteen assists, a large number for a player who has become less and less…
Read MoreOtto Porter 20 Points Full Highlights (3/30/2016)
Otto Porter has all the tools to score thirty points in a game and thus grant me a prime opportunity to make a compelling highlight video. However, he has yet to do so in the NBA. Why is that? His jumper is wetter than peeing in a puddle, but he never attempts enough shots to…
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