Washington Wizards – Page 37

Marcin Gortat 18 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2014)

“Hey pretty lady, want some of my homemade Polish kielbasa?” asked Marcin Gortat, approaching a randomly-selected brunette woman at the bar. “Ew, no, jerk,” responded the woman, making a disgusted face. As Marcin turned away, disappointed but not deterred from his mission, she muttered, “Men are such pigs.” There was another woman a few seats…

Kevin Seraphin 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Kevin Seraphin has continued his career trend of sitting on the bench so far this year, a sad sight for fans of French basketball players. I don’t know if he’s the same player that he has been in the past; He never seems to play when I watch the Wizards. I think we can assume…

Rasual Butler 23 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2014)

Rasual “R-Butt” Butler has been a surprising contributor for the Wizards this year. In tonight’s game, which contained a bunch of players who are (presumably, but who knows at this point) better than him, he was the leading scorer. Is there any precedent for a 35-year-old player winning Most Improved? Maybe I’m getting ahead of…

Rasual Butler 23 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2014)

Rasual “DNP – 1 Turnover” Butler is not a regular fixture on this channel, despite his inherent scrubbiness. He demonstrates that it is, in fact, possible to be too much of a scrub for me to make highlights of you. I would consider my entire subscriber base to fit inside that category, actually. If you…

Bradley Beal 21 Points/1 Return Full Highlights (11/19/2014)

Computer Consciousness #138A1-581-BB, known to himself as “Bradley Beal”, relaxed in his server cluster. It had been a long day calculating star trajectories for each of the approximately sixty-eight quadrillion such bodies in the observed universe. The task was tedious, but the end result was vital to the goals of the Exouniversal Exploration Consortium, as…

Kris Humphries 16 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2014)

Staring blankly at his phone, Kris Humphries tried in vain to process the picture in front of him. There, looking right back at him like a grocery bag containing two watermelons, was his ex-girlfriend’s rear end. That butt was supposed to be for his and his eyes only. That had been one of their wedding-day…

Kevin Seraphin 15 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)

Bonjour mes amis. Je sais que vous les Français ne peuvent pas obtenir assez de vidéos de Kevin Séraphin, si je fait celui-ci pour vous. Je vous souhaite, et je me souviens de manger beaucoup de fromage qui pue! -Votre Vrai frère dans cette vie et la prochaine, Down To Buck

Garrett Temple Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

If you’re only going to watch one DTB video this season, make sure that it’s this one. I don’t want to toot my own horn too much (I hire other people to do the tooting), but it’s pretty much a perfect video. Nothing wrong with it at all. An incredible showcase of superior craftsmanship. The…

Nene 22 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2014)

Hello friends! I don’t have anything insightful to say about Nene, but you guys should do yourselves a favor and type “nene chicks” into google image search. No, you’re not going to get pictures of Nene doing indecent things with women. I would never lead you astray. What you will get is your daily dose…