Are Wizards fans upset that Ian Mahinmi is only just now starting to produce at a level equivalent to his contract? Or are they happy that Ian Mahinmi is producing at all, given that they’ve had to endure three years of total nothingness from him? How much of this anger/non-anger is directed towards the front…
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Isaac Bonga 17 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2020)
In order to be the best Isaac in NBA history, Isaac Bonga has to surpass these players: -Isaac Austin -Isaac Humphries -Isaac Fontaine -Isaac Walthour Note: Jonathan Isaac doesn’t count because I’m only counting dudes whose first name is Isaac, not last name. Isaac Fontaine, Bonga has already passed, and not only that, he has…
Read MoreTroy Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2020)
Bradley Beal is currently freaking out because he (suddenly??? hard to believe he wouldn’t realize before) now believes that the current ‘Zards squad that he is currently inhabiting isn’t good enough to deserve his elite scoring talents. Which is crazy talk in my opinion, just look at what he has to work with right now:…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2020)
Don’t get your hopes up regarding Ian Mahinmi and his career-high 7 assists. You all shouldn’t be expecting a Jokic-esque passing performance from him, but I know at least one of you is, and whoever you are, you deserve to be slapped. It’s Ian Mahinmi, people. If he had passing skills of any sort, we…
Read MoreJordan McRae 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2020)
Just call this dude “MiChRAEl Jordan” because right now Jordan McRae is chucking like prime MJ. Of course, it’s debatable whether what Jordan was doing could be rightly considered “chucking” considering that he always made tons of those shots. I maintain that it is, that chucking is chucking no matter how good the shots you’re…
Read MoreAdmiral Schofield 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
I had been under the impression that Admiral Schofield, owner of the coolest name in the NBA, had been in the G-League for the past couple weeks. I hadn’t been noticing his name in box-scores, so it only made sense to me that he would be getting reps in the G-League with the Capital City…
Read MoreAnzejs Pasecniks 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)
I am hereby designating Anzejs “Guybrush Threepwood” Pasecniks an official role-player in the NBA. That means, from now on, whichever team he goes to, he will find a role on that team and help that team win games. Officially. I may be a little late with my designation, but you always want to be careful…
Read MoreJordan McRae 19 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Jordan McRae was 8-of-24 (!!!!) from the field in this game. Not only did he attempt more shots than he scored points, but that ratio was even more out-of-whack than it usually is in these situations. That’s now two straight games where he’s been chucking up bricks with no conscience (he was…
Read MoreIsh Smith 27 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
MVP chants for Ish Smith? Normally I’m not a fan of the patronizing nature of such chants, as they are normally not directed at actual MVP-caliber players. But at this very moment, Smith IS an MVP-caliber player. Because here’s an abridged list of what typical MVP-caliber players do: -Win games against good teams -While scoring…
Read MoreJohnathan Williams 12 Points/3 Blocks/1 Final Game? Full Highlights (1/4/2020)
I think I’m properly applying the term “irony” when I note the irony of the Washington Wizards commentators talking about how Johnathan Williams is “finally looking comfortable”, given that Williams, as of this morning, has been waived by the team. That’s right. After playing twenty MPG per game in six games for the ‘Zards, starting…
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