I’m casting around looking for positives in this whole “NBA is suspended because of COVID-19” thing, any positives at all, and I think I just came up with one: I won’t have to make Will Barton highlight videos again for a long time. It’s not that I dislike Barton as a player. I’m actually a…
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Will Barton 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
My last Will Barton video was over a month ago, for his performance on January 31st where he dropped in 24/8 against my beloved Buckos. At that point in the season, I was getting somewhat tired of making videos for Will Barton, as he is the master of accumulating enough stats to deserve a highlight…
Read MoreWill Barton 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2020)
Due to real life engagements (yes, contain your surprise…DTB sometimes does things in the real world that aren’t highlight videos), I was unable to watch this game between the Bucks and the Nuggets. Which is good. Because the Bucks lost and I’ve gotten used to them winning (is this how Warriors fans feel all the…
Read MoreWill Barton 31 Points/7 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2020)
Will Barton has gotta be the dude in the league who has the worst production/care ratio in the league. What I mean by that is he’s got very good statistical production accompanied by very few people caring or paying attention. Him and Jeff Teague are league-leaders in putting up monster stats while the NBA fandom…
Read MoreWill Barton 28 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2020)
Will Barton is a pretty decent player, but there’s one big problem with him: his name. “Will Barton”. That’s something that totally needs an upgrade. No one is ever going to be a fan of a player who sounds like a middle-class paper-pusher working a dead-end job with an hour-long commute and a nagging wife….
Read MoreWill Barton 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2019)
When I saw that Will Barton had 20 points and 7 assists, my main reaction was to scratch my right armpit. That might not seem like a notable action, but as a reminder for those who may have forgotten: Left pit = pit of goodness. Right pit = pit of badness. The fact that I…
Read MoreWill Barton 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/10/2019)
When the nation tunes in to watch some (presumably) high-quality NBA action, what they want to see is superstars, regular stars, and fun role-players. What they DON’T want to see is Will Barton being the best player on the god-damn court. Will Barton being the best player on the god-damn court is enjoyable for one…
Read MoreWill Barton 23 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2019)
It’s always wild to look back and see who the longest-tenured players are for all the NBA teams. You end up with some really funky names while doing that, names like DeAndre’ Bembry and Cristiano Felicio. Will Barton is not one of those names. He’s really close, though; the only Denver Nugget who has been…
Read MoreWill Barton 21 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2019)
If I was a Nuggets fan, I would be upset that Will Barton is playing just well enough to displace Malik Beasley in the lineup. I’m not sure a player like Barton is ever worth 32 minutes per game (the amount he’s getting currently, ten games into the season) but he’s definitely worth, like, 25…
Read MoreWill Barton 20 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2019)
I feel bad for Nuggets fans, but not because of any basketball-related reason. Well, it’s kind of basketball-related, but it’s more DownToBuck-related. I feel bad for them because this is only the third Nuggets video I’ve made this season. Nuggets fans became accustomed to spending a lot of time on my channel thanks to the…
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