Zach LaVine 21 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/2/2016)

Must be tough for Zach LaVine to lose the dunk contest after winning it the year previous and having been the favorite going in. When your main calling card is dunking, and someone beats you at your own game? Tough. Stephen Curry is doing alright after losing the three-point shootout, but he’s an exception. I…

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Zach LaVine 25 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

Is anyone else getting Stephen Curry vibes from Zach LaVine? Before you crucify me, I just mean in terms of shot smoothness. The way Zach puts it up effortlessly from anywhere is Curry-esque, is what I am saying. That’s all. I’m not implying that he’s a future MVP candidate or anything, geez. Just calm down….

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Zach LaVine 22 Points/0 Free-Throw-Line Dunks Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

You can argue the merits of both finalists in this year’s dunk contest. Zach LaVine, Aaron Gordon, they were both good to me, they both threw down some great dunks, maybe someone else should have won, blah blah blah, who cares. It’s over now. There are more pressing matters to discuss. For example: what ancient…

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Zach LaVine 19 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

Sorry for the amount of replays shown in this video. I don’t normally show this many, because lots of the time replays are used as filler to pad out a broadcast, and thus depict substandard plays unworthy of being replayed, but this time they were all justified. Zach LaVine pretty much did highlight-worthy stuff the…

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Zach LaVine 35 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2016)

Bang! Bang! Boom! Crash! You launch yourself from your chair to a huddling position underneath your desk. What’s going on? Have ISIS finally come for you? You start making peace with your life. “It’s been a grand time, but all good things must come to an end.” You close your eyes in one final prayer,…

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Zach LaVine 21 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2016)

Here I am, just sitting around, thinking Zach LaVine has turned the corner on his career, and he turns right back around and starts sucking huge man dick. Burdened by the amount of wiener crammed into every crevice of his mouth, he has been averaging THREE points per game over the last 7. THREE. I…

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Zach LaVine 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2015)

We have officially seen it all from Zach LaVine. We’ve seen him get hot from the perimeter before. We’ve seen him dunk it before. We’ve seen him pass it before. But have we seen him drive from the perimeter to finish before? Yeah, we have. But not in such a concentrated way as displayed in…

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Zach LaVine 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)

I love it when a really bad rookie, instead of continuing to be really bad and falling out of the league, makes improvements to his game and becomes a contributor in their second year. In this case, our success story is Zach Lavine. What are the improvements that Zach made, you ask? It’s actually just…

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Zach LaVine 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2015)

Is it just me (when I start a description like that you know it isn’t), or does Zach LaVine have consistently the lamest assists ever? Maybe one in ten highlight videos he has an assist that is actually highlight-worthy; the rest are simple perimeter passes or things that shouldn’t even be counted as assists. Unfortunately…

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Zach LaVine 25 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2015)

How much veteran wisdom do you think Kevin Garnett dispenses on a daily basis? Is it like a wisdom trickle, or a wisdom torrent? He obviously has a lot of it to share, since he’s the vettest vet in the whole league, but if I were him, I’d guard my secrets carefully and only divulge…

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