Today’s assignment: Reread the entirety of the “Harry Potter” series, replacing in your mind any instances of the character Vincent Crabbe with NBA player Allen Crabbe. That part in book two where Crabbe and Goyle get roofied with cupcakes and other treats in order for their DNA to be forcefully extracted from them? Allen Crabbe…
Read MoreDay: November 8, 2015
Meyers Leonard 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
It’s just perfect that as soon as the Blazers’ front office finally shows some confidence in Meyers Leonard, he starts playing poorly. He’s picked it up a little bit since his awful start, but 6-of-26 from three for Mr. 50-40-90 is still pretty garbage. Like, Greivis Vasquez level garbage. That’s not good. He also has…
Read MoreReggie Jackson Career High 40 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
I knew while compiling this vid that I was gonna get beat by DawkIns (and GD, may he rest in peace, oh wait he’s back again) by a mile on upload time. He has his methods, I have mine, and mine mean that I can never be first to provide highlights of the sick (or…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 17 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
T.J. Warren vs T.J. McConnell: who is the best T.J. in the NBA? Warren was a sick scorer in college and was expected to do good on the NBA level. McConnell was not that sick of a scorer in college, and was not expected to make the league at all. Winner: Warren McConnell is white,…
Read MoreEnes Kanter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)
Enes Kanter fidgeted with the silverware in front of him. His date was late, and even though she had seemed very eager to meet him, Enes himself was not as enthused about the entire operation. He would not have been entirely displeased if he had gotten ditched; that possibility presented a much slimmer chance of…
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