If there is one word to describe John Collins tonight, it would be “active”. That’s right, no jokes here, there were so many funny words I could’ve put there instead but instead of being funny and wry I’m going to pummel you with hard-hitting analysis.
Ready? This is some real powerful stuff. Don’t go into it unprepared. I’m making Zach Lowe look like Stephen A. Smith with this one. Alright. Here we go:
Collins had 14 points and 13 rebounds in only 21 minutes tonight, stats which seem pretty good to me. I don’t know how per36 works or even know how numbers work really, but I bet he looks even better under that system of stats. Also, he has a really good amount of forehead wrinkles. Like he might be number two in the league right behind Robert Covington.