Jarrett Allen is who I wanted the Bucks to draft this year. I’m not the greatest evaluator of talent in the draft, and I readily admit that my main motivation was to get that wonderful afro on my team so I could look at it all the time.
It’s so perfect. Just a perfect sphere of frizzy hair perched perfectly atop his head. Tonight he wore a black headband to go with it, which is cool, but the white headband looks so much cooler. With that combined with that ‘stache, he looks like a walking relic from the 70’s, like Artis Gilmore himself returned to kick some assicle and look rad doing it. I like his game as well, don’t get me wrong, he’s shown some decent stuff already this season, but I love funky hairstyles more than anything.
I can’t complain too much that the Bucks didn’t go with who I wanted. They ended up with D.J. Wilson instead, who is 100 percent the goofiest-looking player in the NBA.