I challenge you to watch this video and not get hyped. Hint: it’s impossible. It can’t be done. I’ve been watching it on repeat for the past fifteen minutes and somehow I keep getting more hyped for Jarrett Allen every time. These dunks are MASSIVE. They are TITANIC. They are ALMOST EROTIC IN NATURE. You could probably watch this video in lieu of popping Viagra. I’m not going to tell you about my state of arousal right now, but let’s just say…nope. Not going there. But you can guess.
The three-point shot is just icing on the cake. Allen is now one-of-two on three pointers this year, bringing to mind another legendary three-point shooter whose last name was Allen.
I’m surprised I’m even able to type coherent sentences given the dangerous levels of raw hype currently flowing through my veins. My BHL (Blood-Hype Level) is probably five times over the legal limit but I don’t care. I’m watching this video again and again. I won’t ever stop.