De’Aaron Fox 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/6/2018)

The Kings’ miserable season has taken its toll on poor De’Aaron Fox. Look at those bags under his eyes! That guy has seen some stuff, including but not limited to:

-Vince Carter teabagging Malachi Rechardson in the back of the team’s chartered flights while yelling “Frederic Weis! Frederic Weis!”
-Skal Labissiere taking a framed picture of Dave Joergr out of his shorts during practice and pissing on it in front of everybody
-Garrett Temple saying “Oh shucks” after missing a free throw
-A whole box of Krispy Kreme donuts intended to be shared by the team being rapidly inhaled by a disturbingly unclothed Zach Randolph
-A bunch of fans in Fredette Kings jerseys joining hands and barring anyone from entering the arena on game day
-Jimmer Fredette himself running into the locker room at half time, whispering in his ear “get the hell out”, and then running out again

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