It’s been conclusively determined that nobody likes, or cares about, Jarrett Jack. This is evidenced by the fact that he had a real-life triple-double, but only 1,200 people watched the video depicting the occurrence. There’s eight million people living in New York City but only 0.014% of them (at an absolute maximum) like Jarrett Jack to relive his awesome (okay, not-so-awesome) triple-double. So why am I making this video when nobody would care if I didn’t?
-I’m a completionist. If this turns out to be Jack’s season high in points, it better be on my channel
-I have no respect for my time. If I wasn’t making highlight videos I would be gluing doritos together with chocolate frosting and then eating them
-I’m afraid of Jarrett Jack coming to my place and beating me up
-Knowing the needy people who watch my videos, somebody would leave a comment saying “No Jarrett Jack? :(” on my upcoming Al-Farouq Aminu highlight video and then I would feel guilty and sad
-I always appreciate another platform from which to announce the fact that Jarrett Jack really, really, really looks like Corey Maggette
-I actually finished all my doritos last night and it’s too cold to get any more
So, there you have it. That’s why this video exists.