Pascal Siakam 15 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Look at those facial wrinkles. Pascal Siakam has to be at least 35, if not 40, years old. At least Thon Maker invested early in anti-aging wrinkle-removing cream to be able to keep up his charade. Siakam looks like he could be my grandfather except he’s really black. And I’m supposed to believe he’s 23? Masai Ujiri looks younger than him. WAY younger.

As far as I know, there is no controversy over how old Siakam is. Not even rumors. But this thumbnail is making me question things.

Unrelated, but I’m sad to see how well he’s been shooting threes lately. That was, like, my favorite thing to do on earth, complaining about him taking threes even though he really sucked at them. His percentage on the year is still dismal-abysmal, but in the last 4 games he’s basically been Larry Bird from deep. That’s not even an exaggeration, look at the stats. I know, right?

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