It totally escaped my notice that Moe Harkless had seventeen points last night. Seventeen points isn’t a lot in the grand scheme of things, but it is a season-high for Moe Problems. I hereby issue an OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY for neglecting Harkless’ highlights for so long. That apology is unlikely to reach very many people, and it’s especially unlikely to reach the two or three people who were deeply hurt by my negligence, but I had to issue it anyway in order to clear my conscience.
Just kidding! My conscience wasn’t tainted at all by the fact that I totally lost track of Harkless’ season-high in points. I suppose I’m annoyed on a professional level that such an anomalous scoring performance could evade my detection for so long, but it’s not like I’m upset that some people who really wanted to watch Harkless highlights were denied that opportunity. Mostly because there are almost no such people alive on planet Earth right now. There’s actually probably more people who are going to be harmed by this video (by wasting their time watching it and then regretting it) then will be helped by it (by enjoying their time spent watching it).