OFFICIAL WAYS TO PRONOUNCE “DANUEL” POWER RANKINGS
1. “Dan-You-Ell”. Since I am an expert at English-language pronunciation, you can take my word for it that this is how House’s fist name really should be pronounced if following the rules of the language. It’s like Manuel with a D.
2. “Dan-Ooh-Ell”. Pretty close to correct, but not quite there. Still, this pronunciation would be much preferred to anything that follows in these power rankings.
3. “Dan-Uh-Ell”. Doesn’t flow off the tongue. You would only say it this way if you were purposely being a dummy.
4. “Dan-Well”. That could actually be a cool name. Danwell. That’s not how you pronounce Danuel, though.
[POWER GAP]
9001. “Dan”. This is just a cop-out for when you’re too meek to commit to one of the other choices.
[POWER ABYSS]
900000000001. “Daniel”. No. Just no.