Arron “Afflatus” Afflalo supposedly refused outright to enter a game for the Kings when called upon by Dave Joerger. That’s pretty messed up. Like, seriously messed up. Did he just sit there and pretend he didn’t know he was supposed to go in? Did he outright say no? Did he say no with a pair…
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Arron Afflalo 25 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2016)
As fan voting for the All-Star game draws to a close, we can be sure of one thing: Arron Afflalo didn’t get in. If voters had a conscience, they would attempt to atone for their mistakes in the 2013-14 season, where they failed to ensure that Arron would receive a berth, even though he was…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 38 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2016)
Carmelo Anthony packed up his things, alone in the locker room, having fielded the last of the reporters’ questions. They had wanted to talk to Arron Afflalo about his excellent game tonight; but he was nowhere to be found. Must have left early, Carmelo thought as he slung his bag over his shoulder. Can’t blame…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 31 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2015)
I will never forgive the NBA for not making Arron Afflalo an All-Star during the 2013-14 season. Never. Ever. He was averaging like 20 points a game! You knew, they knew, he knew, his mom knew, everybody knew that he was never going to approach that kind of production ever again. Thanks to the cruel…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 31 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2014)
Arron Afflalo lay prone upon the grass outside the Pepsi Center. Cold raindrops splashed on his face, but he paid them no attention. “Hey, Arron!” It was Nate Robinson, who was walking across the lawn towards him. “Why are you looking so down? You did great tonight, my man.” Arron sighed dramatically. “The suffocating veil…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 23 Points Full Highlights (11/17/2014)
Arron Afflalo is not taking last year’s All-Star snubbing well. His scoring average is way down, and his in-huddle inspirational speeches have turned into rambling monologues on the absurdity of the human condition. The Nuggets must be sympathizing with him, because the whole team is playing below expectations. There is a lot of speculation on…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 25 Points Full Highlights (1/26/2014)
Tobias Harris stuck his head out the window of the team bus. “Arron, what are you standing outside in the rain for? The bus is gonna leave without you.” Arron raised his head to stare at the grey clouds above, eyes closed to protect against the heavy rain shower. “Leave me, then. My soul is…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2013)
I’m going to say something that may shock and offend you. If you are of weak constitution, please look away now. I think Arron Afflalo should be an all-star this year. Yes, I said it. He’s putting up some fantastic numbers on good percentages. And in today’s NBA, all you need to do to get…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 30 Points Full Highlights (12/2/12)
The Orlando Magic are not a very good team this year, but they are going to have to step up their sucking if they want to have a chance at Shabazz in the draft. That means no more inspired performances by Arron “Aaron” Afflalo, who scored 30 points, playing a huge role in vanquishing the…
Read MoreArron Afflalo 28 points vs. Bulls Full Highlights (11/6/2012)
Arron Afflalo is the definite centerpiece of the trade that sent Howard to LA, Bynum to Philly and Iguodala to Denver. The Magic GM showed unfettered genius when he shipped out Howard for Afflalo, Harrington and some draft picks. Afflalo is 100% beast as shown in this highlight video where he scores 28 points, doubtlessly…
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