Boban Marjanovic Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)

An extremely tall, extremely naked man lay on the smooth marble floor of the Hall. He did not stir, for at that very moment, his consciousness was being transferred from his still-awake mortal body to this new clone, which was lying dormant until it was awakened by the first spark of intelligence sending electrical pulses…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2020)

I have been thinking very hard and very studiously about it, and I have come to this conclusion: there is literally no way to stop a Luka Doncic/Boban Marjanovic pick-and-roll. This conclusion is the result of in-depth discussions with experts in the field, analysis of video footage (provided by some goofball going under the moniker…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2020)

A Bad Thing has happened to Dwight Powell. A Very Bad Thing. In light of this Bad Thing that happened to Powell, Boban Marjanovic is going to have to be ready to accept an increased role. Even coach Carlisle, who hasn’t shown a willingness to give Marjanovic consistent minutes, can’t escape the reality staring him…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

Boban Marjanovic attempted fourteen shots in this game. That’s the second-highest total of his career, well behind the eighteen that he attempted on April 7, 2017 while he was on the Pistons. Given that many shot attempts, this should have been a game for the ages. This should have been a game that was recorded…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2020)

It saddens me that Boban Marjanovic has become a fan-favorite “meme” player, trotted out to the patronizing cheers of the fans, often in blowouts. It seemed like his career trajectory was going to place him squarely in the “legit role-player” category, but it hasn’t turned out that way at all. He was always a fan-favorite,…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

Rick Carlisle is just the latest in a string of coaches who refuses to use Boban Marjanovic to the fullest extent of his talents, or even give him a consistent role at all. Just take a look at the know-nothings that have been giving him DNP-CD’s for the past four years and tell me it…

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Boban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2019)

Can some horrible team please just trade for Boban so that they can play him 30 minutes a night and have him be the centerpiece on offense? Please? I’m looking at the Knicks right now, and I’m seeing a whole lot of nothing. Why not give the loyal New York fans something to ironically cheer…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2019)

It pains me to have such low standards for what constitutes a performance deserving a highlight video, but the teams who keep acquiring Boban Marjanovic leave me no choice. How many teams in a row is it now where he’s been marginalized to heck and back and then back to heck for a second time?…

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Boban Marjanovic All 160 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)

Boban Marjanovic stood at his gate in Philadelphia International Airport, keeping an eye on the long airport down which hundreds of travelers were coming and going. Vaguely, he could feel the stares of his fellow Dallas-bound passengers on him. He wished he could sit down to reduce his apparent height, but none of the seats…

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Boban Marjanovic 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2019)

Boban Marjanovic just demonstrated to Jarrett Allen why you can’t give Marjanovic any space when he’s got the ball: he’ll just shoot a midrange jumper (after making sure for five seconds that nobody’s going to come defend him first). We’ve known since his rookie season with the Spurs that Boban has some midrange shooting ability,…

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