Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Which team is most likely to be total garbage next season? It’s too early to tell, and I bet all 30 of them think they can, with the right moves, make the playoffs a year from now, but we need to figure it out. Because that is the team that Boban Marjanovic needs to get…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Sometimes I get these intrusive thoughts. They’re about all manner of things, really. Violent things. Morbid things. Perverted things. These thoughts just pop into my mind without warning and I can’t stop them. Maybe making all these highlight videos has made me go insane and this is the first manifestation of my insanity; unwelcome thoughts…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2018)

I might cause some uproar by saying this, but the various Balkan states have so much tension between each other that there’s no reason for the outrageous display of Serb-on-Serb violence shown in this video. Going into the game, I figured we wouldn’t see much of the Boban Marjanovic vs. Nikola Jokic matchup because Boban…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

The Pistons are kinda sorta imploding right now. They’re 8 and 19 since December, and while this isn’t a full-scale Cavs-esque locker-room brawl kind of implosion, you can tell that not all is as it should be. So what’s the deal? You thought you knew what I was going to propose as a solution, and…

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Boban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2018)

With Andre Drummond out due to a “rib contusion” (we all know the real reason: CISH, or Chronic Incurable Shoulder Hair), Stan Van Gundy had no choice, no choice at all, but to insert Boban Marjanovic as the starting center against Hassan Whiteside and the Heat. Actually, he did have a choice, but how much…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (12/12/2017)

Pistons coach Stan Van Gundy took the first tentative steps in removing his head from his own butt by playing Boban Marjanovic 13 minutes tonight. That’s still way fewer than he should be getting, but at least it was more minutes than Eric Moreland got. It’s a start. I had been giving Can’t Van Coach…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Man, I’m kind of descriptioned-out after writing all three of those Curry three-ilation stories in the span of about 10 minutes. Deadlines are the truest source of inspiration, and now that I don’t really have a deadline, I don’t know what to write about. Boban Marjanovic is the obvious candidate for subject matter, the Detroit…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)

Two games with major minutes for Boban Marjanovic, two wins. Huh. How about that. It’s almost like, you play your good players, you win basketball games! Can’t Van Coach proved tonight that he CAN coach, but only if he’s not doing what he thinks he needs to do to win games. Oops! At least we’re…

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Boban Marjanovic Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2017)

I’m trying to figure out if there’s any correlation between these two events that just happened concurrently: -Boban Marjanovic played 27 minutes and scored a career-high 27 points -The Pistons beat the heavily favored Rockets Ah, now that I think about it, probably not. There’s no way that those two things are in any way…

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Boban Marjanovic 15 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/24/2017)

Boban Marjanovic’s dominance was so evident in this game that even the commentators can’t figure out why Stan Van Gundy (henceforth referred to as “Can’t Van Coach”) doesn’t give him more minutes. They later concede that Marjanovic has trouble guarding mobile bigs and that’s why he’s unsuitable in many matchups, but I’ve got a refutal…

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