Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2019)

It pains me to have such low standards for what constitutes a performance deserving a highlight video, but the teams who keep acquiring Boban Marjanovic leave me no choice. How many teams in a row is it now where he’s been marginalized to heck and back and then back to heck for a second time?…

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Boban Marjanovic All 160 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)

Boban Marjanovic stood at his gate in Philadelphia International Airport, keeping an eye on the long airport down which hundreds of travelers were coming and going. Vaguely, he could feel the stares of his fellow Dallas-bound passengers on him. He wished he could sit down to reduce his apparent height, but none of the seats…

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Boban Marjanovic 16 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2019)

Boban Marjanovic just demonstrated to Jarrett Allen why you can’t give Marjanovic any space when he’s got the ball: he’ll just shoot a midrange jumper (after making sure for five seconds that nobody’s going to come defend him first). We’ve known since his rookie season with the Spurs that Boban has some midrange shooting ability,…

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Boban Marjanovic 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (4/13/2019)

The Philly Phaithful spent a considerable amount of their time in this game booing their own team. Given that certain players on the team didn’t quite play up to expectations, I don’t disagree with the boos. Boos will never make a team play better, but they’ll make the fans feel better, and since basketball is…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points/6 Assists/2 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2019)

If this game is any indication, the center rotation for the Philadelphia 76ers in the playoffs will consist of these players: -Boban Marjanovic -Greg Monroe -Amir Johnson I don’t know about you, but when I read that list, I start getting HYPED. It’s got it all, the gigantic Euro monster who also has SKILLS, the…

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Boban Marjanovic 16 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (3/28/2019)

Boban Marjanovic’s ascent into the king of NBA “meme” players has taken a sharp upswing with the addition of a three-point shot, the “memiest” shot-type in the league for players of his type. That type being “ridiculously huge Euro”. He was already one of the most ironically (and earnestly, by some sickos) loved players in…

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Boban Marjanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2019)

Hopefully I’m early enough to the party to be the first to ask the question that a few outside-the-box thinkers were maybe already pondering: do the 76ers even need Joel Embiid? ???????? Okay, I just thought about it a bit (that’s what those question marks were indicating, my deep and detailed thought processes), and my…

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Boban Marjanovic 18 Points Full Highlights (12/11/2018)

I bet Greg Monroe is feeling a bit sore right now, both literally and figuratively. He almost never gets into games (he’s honestly being misused just as much as Boban is), so he was probably eager to come off the bench for seven minutes against the Clippers. But wait! Doc Rivers decided to play Boban…

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Boban Marjanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2018)

I’d like to introduce a new term I came up with just now: “Hack-a-Marjanovic”. It’s like Hack-a-Shaq, except instead of purposefully fouling a player because you know that he sucks at free throws, it’s where you keep fouling a player, but not intentionally, because the player is simply too much of a beast to not…

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Boban Marjanovic 12 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2018)

I was told by reputable sources that Boban Marjanovic would appear in every game for the Clippers. You know who told me that? It wasn’t the voices in my head, it wasn’t your mom, it wasn’t even the internet. It was Doc Rivers, who, if you’re not aware, is the god-damn coach of the Clippers…

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