Ish Smith 21 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2018)

Those wondering why Markelle Fultz didn’t play more in this game will find their answer in this video: it was because Ish “Don’t Call Me Ishmael” Smith was cooking his booty into a rump roast. This is a rare Ish performance where he didn’t have so many assists that I resented having to make the…

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Andre Drummond All 144 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)

“When I agreed to hang out at your house and watch TV with you, dude, I didn’t sign up for the additional ‘listen to Andre strum out-of-tune chords on his guitar’ package,” Stanley Johnson said in an annoyed voice, turning up the volume on the TV to partially drown out the amateurish music coming from…

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Boban Marjanovic All 79 Field Goals Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Bucketilation)

King Marjanovic idly gazed out onto the grand stone hall in front of him, relaxed and content in his own power. A soothing breeze flowed through open doors into the stuffy throne room, carrying on it the scent of apples and plums from the royal orchards situated nearby. Feeling the sudden urge for a snack,…

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Henry Ellenson 14 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Next year, for sure, is the year Henry Ellenson breaks out. Definitely. I thought it would be this year, but circumstances beyond his control (combined with some that were within his control, like not being able to play defense) kept him nailed to the pine for most of the season. By the start of next…

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Eric Moreland 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

The full title of this video should be “Eric Moreland Career High 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)” but YouTube thinks that that’s too many characters. Just like with their arbitrary and draconian description-length limit, I am being OPPRESSED by their nonsensical policies. Isn’t there a whole social movement going on right…

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Luke Kennard Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Luke Kennard may have had a slightly disappointing rookie season, but there are lots of reasons to be high on him going forward. -J.J. Redick resemblance is strong -And I’m pretty sure he was better than J.J. Redick was in his rookie season -Can hit threes at a better than 40 percent clip -Looks like…

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Luke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)

Here’s a fun little tip for Pistons fans: if you really mess with the colors on your YouTube-viewing device, you can make it so that Luke Kennard looks like Donovan Mitchell! It also helps if you squint a little bit, also, try to ignore the fact that the court is an odd shade of pink…

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Luke Kennard 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

At the rate he’s going, Luke Kennard will be one of just two rookies who will end the season shooting over 40% from three. He’s at 41% right now, and would have to miss quite a few of them to do enough damage to bring his percentage below the 40% mark. The other player to…

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Henry Ellenson 17 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2018)

I don’t want to hear any garbage about Henry Ellenson can’t play any defense and that’s why he doesn’t play. I just don’t want to hear it, not because it’s not true, because it probably is, but because I don’t care about defense and just want to see more people getting more buckets. If Summer…

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Reggie Jackson 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2018)

It can be rightly debated whether or not Reggie Jackson is a “good” point guard or if he’s one of those guys that only puts up counting stats while not significantly raising his team’s ceiling, but what absolutely cannot be debated is the fact that Reggie Jackson is way better at being an NBA point…

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