Stanley Johnson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2018)

Stanley Johnson, who is one of the worst offensive players in the league, just destroyed LeBron James and the Cavaliers on national TV, scoring a career-high 26 points, replacing the recently traded Tobias Harris. I think it is officially time for the Cavaliers to blow it up. I don’t see how they can recover from…

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Anthony Tolliver 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2018)

No one wants to watch Anthony Tolliver highlights, I don’t want to make Anthony Tolliver highlights, but the universe has decided that Anthony Tolliver highlights will keep appearing. I’m not talking about some sort of god here. Just the concept of chaos and randomness, repeatedly deciding that Anthony Tolliver highlights will appear regardless of their…

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Reggie Bullock 16 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock is giving me Jordan Hill vibes. But these vibes are not the “player comparison” vibes that I usually receive. These are “hair comparison” vibes. Jordan Hill was sort of a forgotten man before he fell out of the NBA (it actually wouldn’t surprise me if he was still hiding…

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Boban Marjanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2018)

The Pistons are kinda sorta imploding right now. They’re 8 and 19 since December, and while this isn’t a full-scale Cavs-esque locker-room brawl kind of implosion, you can tell that not all is as it should be. So what’s the deal? You thought you knew what I was going to propose as a solution, and…

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Luke Kennard 13 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

Luke Kennard finds ways to get his shot off. It’s a stereotype for people with his melanin levels, but he’s “crafty”. If he just tried shooting it inside the paint without doing a move or five first, it would never work. His release is too low, and he can’t jump high enough to make up…

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Stanley Johnson 18 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2018)

I knew, when he started the season off with an 0-of-13 performance, that Stanley Johnson was going to be in for a long year. Things just aren’t getting better for him; he’s the same player he was his rookie season minus some confidence and plus a starting gig (at least until recently). He’s still a…

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Luke Kennard 16 Points/1 Quarter Full Highlights (1/19/2018)

Luke Kennard did almost all of his damage in the last half of the fourth quarter in this one. He hit a three early, and then tried to will the Pistons to a victory with his sweet shooting stroke and incredible, blinding whiteness. It didn’t work. Next time, start a little earlier buddy. Being clutch…

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Anthony Tolliver 17 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Anthony Tolliver dunks are an extremely rare occurrence; the dunk seen in this video is just the third of his season, and the first one since early November. Last year, the Tollbooth dunked in ten times, but it’s unlikely he matches that explosive total this season, so nobody should be expecting him to get another…

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Ish Smith 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

As a starter in this league, Ish Smith’s record is 31 wins and 85 losses. It might appear on the surface that he is a good point guard, and maybe he even is, but if your team is starting him, it’s probably only reluctantly. Or because you’re tanking (see 2015-16 76ers). He can get some…

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Reggie Bullock 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

Reggie Bullock’s hair looks like a flower opening and closing when he runs down the court. That’s all I really wanted to say. I thought people should know. What, you want more stupid words to go with these primo highlights? Those couple sentences aren’t good enough for you, Mr. I-Prefer-The-Printed-Word-Over-Moving-Picture-Technology? Fine. Here’s another tidbit: he’d…

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