John Henson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

Now that Greg Monroe is gone forever and Thon Maker is trash forever (or at least the rest of this season probably), John “Hell’s Hensman” Henson will be the de facto starting center for the Bucks. Never mind that he’s got the same muscle mass that he had when he was a sophomore in high…

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John Henson 16 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/3/2017)

This video is an example of what learned people in basketball circles call “showcasing a player for a trade”. The Bucks already did this once with Miles Plumlee; they started him in one game and he put up decent stats, and then they traded the bum to the Hornets (my heart rate is still elevated…

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John Henson 20 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2016)

The Bucks organization must have relented on some kind of “no Chipotle in the locker room” rule or something because John “Chipotle Fiend” Henson has been playing inspired basketball for the past few games. Now that Henson is finally able to enjoy multiple stuffed-to-bursting Chipotle burritos before every game and even during halftime, he shows…

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John Henson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2016)

The center rotation for the Bucks is all sorts of messed up right now. They paid big bucks to Greg Monroe so they could bench him while playing him 15 minutes a game. They paid big bucks to Miles Plumlee so he could fail to accumulate any stats while starting. They paid big bucks to…

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John Henson 18 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)

This game served as a reminder as to why John Henson has completely stopped shooting jumpshots. You’re not going to see it in this video because it’s not a lowlight video, so I’ll just tell you how it went down: Henson got the ball near the top of the key. Nobody was near him. Nobody…

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John Henson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2016)

I don’t think John Henson gets enough press for how insane of a shotblocker he is. He’s the only guy in the league who can compare to Hassan Whiteside in that regard, but while the basketball punditry is eager to get on their knees for Whitewide, Henson goes unserviced. I get that he doesn’t receive…

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John Henson 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)

What was I thinking when I failed to do highlights of John Henson scoring 22 points earlier in the season? I can’t come up with any reasons for why I wouldn’t, except for the always relevant “I’m a lazy SOB”. I apologize for the oversight. 16 points isn’t quite as good, but its all we’ve…

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John Henson 21 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

You might expect John Henson to step into the role the Bucks have been grooming him for, now that Larry Sanders has chosen Kush over basketball. Not unreasonable to think that he could elevate his play and become the Bucks’ starting center of the future. It is not to be. Zaza Pachulia is not the…

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John Henson 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (1/31/2015)

I am in mourning. Nothing can console me, for I am far too deep in the waters of sorrow. John Henson’s post game was once so full of life; now it rests six feet under, its vitality taken by the cruel hand of Jason Kidd and his ruthless coaching staff. We must now be content…

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John Henson 11 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/29/2014)

John Henson has had five blocks in each of his last two games, both times playing around twenty minutes. Now the question is: does Jason Kidd disapprove of people on his team getting triple-doubles? Because Henson would get one fo sho if you played him forty minutes. Rebounds, points, and blocks. But let’s not stop…

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