Kosta Koufos 14 Points Full Highlights (1/11/2018)

Kosta Koufos is lucky I didn’t put “/1 Game-Losing Turnover” in the title of this video or everyone would’ve known straight up as soon as they saw the video that he lost the game for the Kings. Now they have to read all these words to find out that info, and if there’s one thing…

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Kosta Koufos 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Kosta Koufos is the perfect player to be the recipient of ironic adoration. The reason is threefold: 1. He’s going hella bald 2. He’s not the most attractive guy around, let’s just put it that way 3. He shoots hook shots and floaters exclusively 4. Bonus fourth reason: He’s a veteran role-player playing for a…

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Kosta Koufos 18 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2017)

Kosta Koufos, dressed in a heavy black overcoat and with a black ski mask over his face, burst through the front door of the Walgreens brandishing a handgun. “This is a robbery!” he shouted, running up to the nearest cashier, a middle-aged woman, and pointing the gun at her. There were screams as patrons ran…

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Kosta Koufos 16 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/16/2016)

Here’s something new to file away in the NBA conspiracy archives: does Kosta Koufos get special treatment from the refs because he looks like he’s forty years old? Both on offense, where he might be allowed to get away with more push-offs and contact than usual, and on defense, where he might have pity fouls…

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Kosta Koufos 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2016)

Kosta Koufos and Seth Curry: the next DeMarcus Cousins and Rajon Rondo? Yes. But even better. Rondo and Cousins are both ball-dominant players who don’t actually complement each other very well. Also they are both chemistry-killing headcases. Talented, do doubt, but they haven’t shown that you can win with them. Enter Koufos and Curry. Koufos,…

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Kosta Koufos 19 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

The world needs more Kosta Postas. That is what I have determined after making this video. And, my dear viewer, you will come to the same conclusion after watching it. So what if it wasn’t even anything close to a poster? The Kosta part was accurate at least. The terminally corny Kings commentator probably had…

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Kosta Koufos 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2015)

I’m well aware that, in typing these words, I will come across as a man who places too much concern in the physical appearance of other men. However, these words yearn to be released from my heart. I can hardly go another minute without expressing them. Kosta Koufos might be the ugliest player in the…

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Kosta Koufos 14 Points Full Highlights (11/11/2014)

Kosta Koufos is one of those players you think about and say “Damn, he used to pretty good what happened to him is he dead?” You say that. I don’t. I know exactly what happened to him, and he’s absolutely still alive. Might as well be after being acquired by the Grizzlies, whose lack of…

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Kosta Koufos Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2013)

Kosta “Greek Salad” Koufos is the starting center for the Denver Nuggets. This is notable because they are paying fan-favorite JaVale McGee a ton of money only to be his backup. So Koufos must be pretty good, right? I’d say so. He scored the first 13 points for the Nuggets last night. Only a player…

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Kosta Koufos 16 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2012)

While not taking part in austerity protests or fighting with Omer Asik for control of Cyprus, Kosta Koufos enjoys playing basketball for the Denver Nuggets. He represents a stark contrast to Javale McGee who is always flying around, flailing his arms every which way, and dunking everything that he touches. Meanwhile, Koufos is content to…

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