Wayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/23/2017)

When Wayne “Beef W” Ellington dropped nineteen points in the second quarter alone, you know what I was doing? I was planning a major expansion of the Wayne Ellington shrine that I have in my closet. The shrine consists of a number of intricately-carved wooden totems dedicated to the Waynemaker, and before every game of…

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Wayne Ellington 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/15/2017)

I feel like I’m the only person in the universe who truly appreciates what Wayne Ellington is doing this season for the Heat. And that’s fine. Being so isolated allows me to maintain my undeserved sense of superiority over others. And the best part about being Ellington’s only fan is I don’t have to share…

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Wayne Ellington 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/12/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is currently attempting more catch-and-shoot shots per game (5.6) than noted catch-and-shooters like J.J. Redick, Kyle Korver, and J.R. Smith. The speed and accuracy which with the ball flies out of his hand on these jumpers is impressive. I don’t see any reason why Ellington wouldn’t have been able to do…

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Wayne Ellington 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2017)

In the three other games of Wayne “Beef W” Ellington’s career where he hit at least six threes, he scored significantly more points than eighteen. Those scores of 26, 26, and 25 (achieved with three different non-Heat teams, no less) are probably much more impressive from a highlight video perspective, since they would show Ellington…

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Wayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has really been making it Wayne during this unexpected seven-game winning streak for the Heat. One could even say that he is solely responsible for the winning streak. That’s right. I’m going there. Not only am I going there, I’m ALREADY there. That’s how hyped I am for Beef W’s sweet-looking…

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Wayne Ellington 22 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington: budget version of Kyle Korver? Sort of. Korver, despite his slumpy-wumps lately, shoots better from three and from the field than Beef W does. And Ellington has never been an “elite” three-point bomber like Korver is. But they play a similar style of running for jumpers off of curls, and neither…

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Wayne Ellington 18 Points Full Highlights (1/1/2017)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is having a career year. You might not have noticed because a career year for Wayne Ellington is not of the same caliber as a career year for a DeMar DeRozan or a James Harden. But the Waynemaker is averaging career highs across the board: points (12.4), field goal percentage (43.8%),…

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Wayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington is the guy that teams sign to shore up their bench shooting, and then it turns out that he’s actually borderline starter material since he can fit in next to the alpha types who shoot twenty shots a game. But he’s also the guy that, if you end up starting him,…

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Wayne Ellington 22 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2016)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has been dead for a long time. A long, long time. He was dead while he was on the Nets, and then he went to the Heat where he continued being dead for all of training camp, preseason, and a bunch of the regular season. Now he’s alive again! I don’t…

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Wayne Ellington 21 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)

I hope you all brought your WAYNECOATS!!!!!! HAHAHAHA! Get it? Because Wayne Ellington made a bunch of threes? And you need a raincoat because of how wet his jumpers were? Waynecoat! It’s like a raincoat but instead of “rain” I put in “Wayne” because that’s his name! Come on guys, it’s funny. It’s a pun!…

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