Wayne Ellington 19 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2018)

Usually I’m eager to label anything and everything as a REVENGE GAME, but I’m taking a step back here and re-evaluating my criteria for revenginess. Let’s run down the list and see if Wayne “Beef W” Ellington scoring nineteen in this game really does qualify: Revenge Game Criterion 1: The game must be against a…

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Wayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/7/2018)

Wayne “Beef W” Ellington’s last contract saw him get paid almost as much per year (6 million) as he had made in his entire NBA career before he got to the Heat. Now, he’s playing for another one, which, given current trends in the NBA, projects to be even bigger than the contract he’s currently…

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Wayne Ellington All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)

So one thing I found out recently is that you can go out with girls on dates but not be looking for long-term companionship while doing it. That was pretty much a revelation for me because, in the past, when I pursued girls, it was always with the intent to make them my GF. This…

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Wayne Ellington All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)

[Ed. Note: This video is getting reuploaded because it got deleted, and the below description only makes sense in that context] My entire life was upended when I found out that I, for unknown reasons, couldn’t upload NBA highlight videos longer than ten minutes without them getting slapped worth a worldwide block and disappearing from…

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Wayne Ellington Career High 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

In case you didn’t notice the Heat commentators bringing it up every chance they got for the last few weeks, Wayne Ellington was in contention to break Miami’s single-season record for threes made. Don’t worry if you don’t really remember that Damon Jones was the record holder. That guy was, like, the king of journeymen….

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Wayne Ellington 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/14/2018)

Wayne Ellington really disappointed me in the three-point shootout. I was hyping him up to everyone who would listen (which was basically nobody but hey at least I was trying) and then he went out and pooped his pants in front of everybody. Anything less than a victory for the Waynemaker was unacceptable. Maybe if…

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Wayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2018)

Damn, those alternate Heat jerseys are sick. They did their market research on this one for sure; the younger generations love that whole retro-80’s-neon-vintage-palmtrees-Miami-Vice-lasers-pink-teal-synth aesthetic. I don’t know if I’d call it vaporwave exactly, but if it isn’t, it takes a ton of cues from it. I would 100 percent be in favor of them…

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Wayne Ellington 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/20/2018)

Wayne Ellington is one of about 20 players this year (including all those scrubs who played like 20 minutes in garbage time) attempting at least 10 threes per 36 minutes. That seems like a whole ton of threes, and it is. Just a few years ago, he’d be number one in that category, but nowadays…

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Wayne Ellington 20 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2018)

I love living in a world where Wayne “Beef W” Ellington has made more three-pointers than Steph Curry. True, Curry has played in thirteen fewer games, and, true, Curry will probably catch up at some point anyway, but just being able to say “Wayne Ellington is a better three-point shooter than Steph Curry” and technically…

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Wayne Ellington 24 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2018)

When Wayne Ellington scores, the Heat win. When he doesn’t, the Heat lose. Simple. Three points or fewer from the man with the golden arm, the Heat haven’t won a game this season out of 8 tries. The conclusion here is simple: make sure Ellington is warmed up properly before the game, has had his…

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