The Suckramento Kings beat the Los Angeles Fakers big last night, mostly due to the substandard play of such overrated players as Dwight Coward, Kobe Cryant, and Pau Gasoft. Marcus Thornton AKA “The Bayou Bomber” didn’t actually bomb anyone (that would be a foul), but he did make some tough shots and ended the night with 23 points. 23 is also his jersey number – coincidence? No. More likely is that he is schooled in the dark rituals of Louisiana Voodoo, with this game just serving as the stage for his occult black-magick rites. Somebody should check up on James Johnson – he might be under some kind of spell which prevents him from making any jump shots.